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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1149
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	47
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Chimeras Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	109	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7756	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	4993

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

play.obsidianodyssey.net

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	8132
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Potions Brewed:	40	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Love Letters Sent:	18	Animals Bred:	57
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	5349

morefun.apexmc.co

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2772
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

LegendFactions.lets.game:2011

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	9513
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Crops Grown:	1580
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	37	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

mc.rank.lv

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

play.speedsteal.fun

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2571
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6297
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

thevastMC.mcserver.us

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	7129
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

play.valenmc.com

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

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Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9553
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	274
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

musecraft.me:50898

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	7587
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

play.koffinetwork.xyz

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	3625
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Votes:	1809	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

play.azuryth.com:25050

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7656
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9967	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

play.pirate-mc.com

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2245
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Votes:	8002
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

iceanarchy.org

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9105
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Votes:	6466
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Meteorites Collected:	4
Crops Grown:	4722	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Kasaicraft.com

The Village

Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

What is The Village?

play.villagemc.co