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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2188	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	6708	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	82
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

VentureBlock MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Venture Block MC 1.20.1 Sanctuary Survival server based economy, quests, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Escape Survival player based economy, quests, player shops, custom enchants, grief prevention, PvP and PvE. Creative Test World to test all your build ideas before building in survival, create schematics, maps and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Potions Brewed:	113	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

OceaniaCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

OceaniaCraft offers players a unique survival/economy experience with a massive list of non pay-to-win ranks to earn through gameplay!We have a very unique selection of custom made plugins that aim to maintain most vanilla aspects of the game while still introducing an economy aspect with the focus on gaining ranks through in-game currency and gameplay.Our player base is super friendly and our dedicated staff team volunteer around the clock to ensure that your experience is as enjoyable as possible. We hope to see you around!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ores Mined:	5859	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Hopela – Survival

Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	19

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.