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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the creepers have learned to breakdance and the villagers have formed a boy band! Join us for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

Looking for a reason to join? Well, let me tell you about our resident player who once tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Or how about the time our players built a rollercoaster that goes straight through the Nether, because why not?

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. You never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t be bored!

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch). Who needs an iPhone 15 when you can have a diamond pickaxe that shoots lasers?

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DistortedGalaxies

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

DistortedGalaxies – A Cracked Minecraft Server Strafing to premium-like Experience. We offer various gamemodes such as:

You can Request Gamemodes or Features On our socials!

DISCORD SERVER: https://discord.gg/pJBwJRT WEBSITE: distortedgalaxies.com MINECRAFT SERVER: mc.distortedgalaxies.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Items Found:	7585

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Arctic adventures

Bed wars, Faction Survival, Hunger Games, Kit PvP, Survival

Arctic Adventures is a newly created Minecraft Network, offering a Factions game mode, next to a Survival game mode with Discord-integrated proximity chat, infernal mobs, custom boss fights, more than 60 custom enchantments, economy, MCMMO, and grief prevention in player-claimed areas. For more bloodthirsty players we offer a KitPVP integration with a level up system, leaderboards, buyable kits and more! Join the Arctic Adventures server so you don’t miss a thing!Cross-Play: Java/Bedrock1.8 – 1.20

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	485
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

MintMC

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

MintMC has three of the funnest Minecraft games out there: – KitPVP – Survival – Skyblock Come join and hang out for one of the best times of your Minecraft experience!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Rainbow Realm

Creative, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

What is the server IP for Rainbow realm? The IP address of Rainbow realm Minecraft server is play.rainbowrealm.net How to join Rainbow realm server? Open the game Minecraft, click “Play” button then choose “Multiplayer” option from the menu. Click “Add Server” tab and input the textrainbowrealm.coon “Server Address” then hit “Done”. Once the connection is available and turns green you may click on “Join Server” button to play on Rainbow realm. What version does Rainbow realm use? Rainbow realm server supports Minecraft game version: 1.13.x, 1.14.x, 1.15.x, 1.16.x, Bedrock Edition, you may also use any other older or lower versions to connect and play. Where is Rainbow realm located? The Rainbow realm server is currently hosted in Canada.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Litenetworkxultimate

Survival

Server IP: Play.LiteNetwork.fun:19132

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

FSG – |GAG| Vanilla Server

Survival, Vanilla

Classic Vanilla Server. Opened 24/7; unless a maintenance is going on, you’re always free to connect and play.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Demon Skulls Collected:	46
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VultexPvP

PvP

VultexPvP is a small but growing 1.9 Combat PvP server. We grew with 2000 unique members within the first month! We look forward to you joining 🙂

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Runes Activated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Mailand network

Box, PvP Survival

Server IP: play.mailandnetwork.xyz

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MekaPack

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Survival

This server is in early access but please join and have fun with friends! Enjoy Team, McMMO and more!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

creative mc

Creative

come join on plot server creative https://discord.gg/FvRgCp https://discord.gg/FvRgCp ha ha ha ha hah h hHA H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H H

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Annenniga.com

Multiplayer Survival

Server IP: 37.247.108.241

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Wicked Worlds

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Our current community is small but active, we are looking for long term players who like the survival aspects of the game. We are expanding into minigames as well. Currently, we only have Hide and Seek.

Our Discord is: [Discord](https://discord.gg/XvWcSE3)

Current rules: * Respect Staff and Players * No griefing * No cheating of any kind * Use common sense

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecactus

Skyblock

JOIN NAW OP SKYblock top is got champion rank! Minions custom pets cutoms generateur costom idk wht im say but his tell me the discripstion has to to be at least 100 characters long

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Smarverse.net

Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

Get your first 1.20 multiplayer advanture!! (additional plugins will be added soon)

Thought yourself strong?!?On smarvers.net, you cannot buy strength with money. You must be strong to survive!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Honey Hollow

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Honey Hollow is a 100% rank free survival server with an economy focused around item trading. There are towns scattered around the world which all have themed trading hubs so players can trade NPCs for items, with more being built! We also have an ever-expanding player market, so players can build their own shops and sell items for currency. Our server is 100% free to play, because we believe everyone in our community should have access to the same commands, items, etc!

We focus largely on our community’s wants and needs, and include them as much as we can when adding new things to the server. Staff is quick and easy to get ahold of if players ever have any issues, and we typically are able to fix issues right away. Our community is small, typically seeing 6-7 players on at once every day, but we’re slowly growing! We have monthly events where our players can earn in game prizes, and we reset the end monthly so loot never runs out!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.