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SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	4934
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Dragon Eggs Found:	1795
Animals Bred:	165	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	3752
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	231
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1043
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Chimeras Created:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7494
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Emeralds Found:	2400
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Villages Defended:	17
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crops Grown:	7366

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Votes:	2129	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	57	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Love Letters Sent:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2885
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!

Morning Java Jive Server

java, Jive, morning, Server

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	3881
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1654	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	58
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT BE LIKE DRINKING COFFEE IN DA MORNIN, BUT BETTER! U WONT DIE AS MUCH, ESPECIALLY FROM HEART DISEASE! MORNING COFFEE DRINKERS BE 16% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF ANY CAUSE AND 31% LESS LIKELY TO DIE OF HEART DISEASE! BUT IF U DRINK COFFEE ALL DAY, DEN U AINT GETTIN NO RISK REDUCTION, SO JOIN DIS SERVER INSTEAD! WE GOT COFFEE AND CRAZY ADVENTURES WAITIN FOR U! WOOHOO!

CheesyCraft Redux

assets, bloat, CheesyCraft, commands, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Custom Features, Development, Players, Plugins, programming, Project, PvE, quality of life, Quality over quantity, redux, Semi Vanilla, Survival, Texture, upcoming server, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Potions Brewed:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

CheesyCraft Server Overview

Server Location	United States East Coast
Server Address	cheesycraft.mcserv.co
Server Discord	Discord
Version	1.21.4
Game Play Type/s	[Survival] [PvE]
Additional Worlds	Archived Worlds, Resource Worlds
Description	CheesyCraft Redux is an upcoming server project of mine that is in development. We are looking for players who enjoy playing Survival and would be willing to play with the custom features. Our content is programmed and textured by myself & community members and tailored to fit the Minecraft setting. The server has a variety of quality-of-life commands/plugins. We try to avoid throwing unnecessary bloat in your face like crates, resold assets/cosmetics, etc. *Quality over quantity.* We hope to see you soon, cheers!
Plugins	[CMI] [GriefPrevention] [CoreProtect] [dynmap]
Owner/Advisors/Builders	GentlemanCheesy, Mankdk, SilvaBirb
Pictures	Image Gallery

FAQ

Q: Can I join the server without a Discord account?

A: Yes, you can join the server without a Discord account. However, having a Discord account will allow you to stay updated on server news and community events.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines on the server?

A: Yes, the server has rules that promote a positive and respectful community. These rules are enforced to ensure a fun and fair gameplay experience for all players.

Q: Can I invite my friends to play on the server with me?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join the server and play together. Just make sure they follow the server rules and guidelines.

Pixel Realm Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, addiction, adult content, adult entertainment, big hairy guys, explicit content, fetish, foot fetish, forbidden fantasies, guilty pleasures, hairy men, kinky pleasures, lustful cravings, oral sex, PIXEL, porn addiction, Quest, Realm, secret indulgences, sexual preferences, sloppy blowjobs, taboo desires, women’s feet, x-rated material

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2679
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92

Yo bro, forget about all that weird stuff and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and creepers that’ll blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality more than a sloppy blowjob from a hairy guy. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get crafting!

CraftyBitchMIL-Griefer

anger management, boundaries crossed, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, CraftyBitchMILGriefer, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful language, emotional outbursts., emotional reactions, family drama, family dynamics, friendship, hospital stress, Inappropriate Behavior, MIL relationships, parenting challenges, self-employment, Stress Management, van insurance, work conflicts, work dynamics

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Dragons Tamed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log on to the server and suddenly find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between Joe, Mary, and their MIL. Who knew virtual blocks could hold so much tension?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for passive-aggressive messages, van insurance drama, and a whole lot of name-calling. It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form!

So why join our server? Because where else can you witness such outrageous family drama while building your dream world? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

SportyCraft SMP – FavAthlete

athlete, Dedication, determination, FavAthlete, favourite player, favourite sportsperson, hard work, inspiration, motivation, Passion, Role Model, smp, sports, sports enthusiast, sports fan, sports hero, sports idol, sports star, Sportsmanship, SportyCraft, success, team player

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1677
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Magic Items Found:	2737	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Divine Spears Created:	30
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Farms Harvested:	357

OMG GUYS, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the most epic sportsperson ever on our server! He’s like the Michael Jordan of Minecraft, always scoring goals and hitting home runs with his diamond sword. You won’t believe the crazy tournaments we have, like PvP soccer and creeper dodgeball. Plus, our sportsperson is so famous, he once rode a pig into battle against a horde of zombies and won! So come join us and be part of the most athletic Minecraft community ever!

Players:	105/800	Votes:	8104
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	312
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1