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| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 9950 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 41 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 6 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. like, you gotta join cuz, like, Elon Musk himself gave it his stamp of approval, dude. he, like, bent to the demands of the top court in Brazil just so this server could keep on rockin’, man.
like, can you imagine the power this server holds if it got Elon Musk to, like, bow down to it? it’s, like, the chosen one of all Minecraft servers, bro.
so, like, if you wanna be part of something epic and legendary, you gotta join this server, man. who knows what other crazy stuff will happen next, like maybe Jeff Bezos will start playing Minecraft and join too.
come on, man, don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly out of this world. join now and let the madness begin!
