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| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 7683 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
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But beware, things can get a little too swole sometimes. We once had a player who got so jacked that their character model glitched and they ended up looking like a walking mountain of muscle. It was both terrifying and hilarious at the same time.
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