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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
Invisible Walls Found: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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