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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Villages Defended: 20
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Dragon Scales Harvested: 105
Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 48 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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