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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
Crops Grown: 3072 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
Chimeras Created: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 6 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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