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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Secret Passages Found: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Dragons Tamed: 0 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Gods Slained: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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