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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Wilderness Tamed: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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