mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	9101
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	133
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Towns Built:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Holy Grails Found:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1248
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8023
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Battle Standards Raised:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1054
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Void Gems Collected:	27
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3266
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Towns Built:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3293
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Potions Brewed:	126	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1041
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Votes:	577	Dragon Scales Harvested:	207

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8396
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Items Found:	1207
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7463	Votes:	9874
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	8155
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	7584
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Potions Brewed:	40	Buildings Constructed:	22

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	615
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net