mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6637
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	51
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Quantum Realm

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	6706
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Void Gems Collected:	39	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4676	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Welcome to Quantum Realm!! Quantum Realm is a new upcoming server!! ip: Quantumrealm.in discord : Quantumrealm.in/discord

quantumrealm.in

UnrealCraft Network

Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	1579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you looking for a survival game with skills, missions, clans and much more?We have the Survival Medieval 1.18.x – 1.19.x modality where you can find: • Battle Pass • Protections • War of clans • Jobs • Custom texturesand much more!

play.unreal-craft.com

Vexius Network

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3974
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166	Star Shards Collected:	295
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Vexius.org

PetalCraft

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1680
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

A new server looking to gain more active players. We Pride ourselves in having a fun, safe environment where everyone can feel welcomed. With daily login rewards, custom tools and crates, you will never be left behind! Claim land with Grief Prevention and sell your stuff in the player market! Resource worlds are avalible to gather supplies, and the main world will never be reset. There are PVP areas for players who want to duel it out! Everyone is wecome to join!

play.petalcraft.fun

Crescenta

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8273
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Crescenta is a semi-casual Nations/SMP server designed to grow with its community and playerbase. The map grows as the server does, so there’s always land to claim, build on, and conquer.Make a nation, invite your friends! Create an empire spanning the entire world! Discover new lands, name them your own, make towns, meet new people, roleplay, have fun!I hope you try out this server and enjoy! —————————————————– IP: crescenta.secure.pebble.host Versions: 1.18-1.20

crescenta.secure.pebble.host

HyCraft Network

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1146
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	New Chunks Explored:	808679
Votes:	967	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.HyCraft, is a Minecraft Java Edition network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

mc.hycraft.us

A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	2834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Introduction:Hello gamers. Thank you for taking the time to consider A Zombie Pigman Broke My Door. I consider the server a lawless server because there is only 1 rule, No cheating. My goal as someone hosting a server is to create an environment where people can enjoy all the mechanics of vanilla minecraft, both pvp and pve.What really makes minecraft shine is when people work together and it is all the more impressive when people decide to work together on a lawless server. While I encourage cooperation, I also enjoy some chaos and that is why there is only 1 rule.Please note, there are minimal plugins on this server (to prevent lag during tps drops). And there is minimal intervention by admins. Everything built in the game is built in survival mode, creative mode is not permitted.Most people login to server and immediately die, over and over, then they rage quit. Be warned the server is set to hard mode and because there is very little lag the monsters will make your life difficult. I have constructed several mini bases around the spawn area (spawn radius is set to 1000) to help new players, but because this is anarchy it is a constant battle to keep these bases stocked with supplies.Some people asked me, why the server has the name it does. Well, when I first started the server, a zombie pigman broke my door.Other things of note, the map will never be reset and the seed will never be given out.

nocheatsmc.com

HelloMiners

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5544
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mines Excavated:	2569
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Buildings Constructed:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	1

HelloMiners is a modern city economy server started in 2011, one of the oldest communities in Minecraft. Our community is completely unique, there are few communities in Minecraft that are as close-knit as ours!On HelloMiners, you may become a business owner, running a large, successful business with many properties and employees; a famous architect renowned for their designs across the map; a city mayor known for creating a vast, beautiful city; a shop owner, running a frequently visited shop that serves everyone in the community; a government official, who helps enforce rules and keeps the community running smoothly; the possibilities are endless. You start out with nothing but some cash and some tools and food, and where you go from there is only as limited as your imagination!Explore our server map at http://play.hellominers.com:8123Join the community at play.hellominers.com to explore our vast world, and to check out some of the marvelous builds that have been completed over the years! To join on Bedrock Edition, make sure the port is 19132. Also, join our Discord at bit.ly/discordhm for the best server experience.If you would like to check us out on other platforms, check us out on: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/hellominers Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/mchellominers Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/mchellominers Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@mchellominers

play.hellominers.com

PokeSplash

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	4403
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6623	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

PokéSplash is a growing Pixelmon server with a very welcoming community, lots of beautiful server towns, challenging NPC and player gyms and tons of extra features to provide you with the best Pixelmon experience!We don’t believe in pay-to-win. That’s why you’ll never run into a pay wall on PokéSplash. All of our services and commands are free to all players.With our active staff members and regular events, we strive to develop an inclusive and engaging experience for all to enjoy!Come join us and be a part of our growing community!Custom server builds, Economy plugin, No Pay-to-Win, Pokebuilder with in-game currency, Vote Shop rewards, NPC gyms and player gyms, Fun regular Minecraft and Pixelmon events, Vibrant community of both casual and competitive players, Free access to many useful and fun commands, (/checkspawns, /checkstats, /ivs, /evs, /PC, /pokeheal, /enderchest, /back, /nick, /hat)

play.pokesplash.org

FamilyMC Survival

Creative, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5732
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Potions Brewed:	128
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Divine Spears Created:	24	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Welcome to the FamilyMC network! We are fully 1.19 release. We strive to provide a safe environment for everyone to play in 24/7 with 100% uptime and absolutely 0 lag. We run across two high quality professional dedicated servers featuring our main machine with an overclocked i9-9900k running at 5.1GHz. Through our high performing hardware we are able to provide a high performing minecraft server even on the latest and most demanding minecraft releases! We offer Survival, Creative, Vanilla, and SkyBlock servers.Our Survival 1.19 server offers: Land claiming, player shops, player warps, in game ranks, custom enchants, jobs, scrolls, and more! Our world is located at /warp Town and our spawn offers easy access to all features. Keep inventory is enabled! You can be randomly teleported into the wild to start playing, or look around spawn and find a place to build a shop. Useful Commands: /start – for a tutorial /warp ClaimTutorial /warp ShopTutorial /stem /tpa /pwarp /jobsOur Vanilla 1.19 server offers: vanilla game play with no plugins, basic rules such as no griefing, and always running the latest version. If a grief ever occurs, message staff and they can have it completely fixed within seconds! Our SkyBlock 1.14.4 is one of our favorites. It’s fully 1.14.4 and has custom islands, crates, spawners, an auction house, and a vast market place with every material and item you could possibly need! We can’t wait to see you in game at familymc.xyz! Be sure to join our discord: discord.gg/YVDapVP

familymc.xyz

CrateSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

CrateSMP is a flourishing minecraft community which hosts a clasic minecraft SMP server.NO CLAIM BLOCKS • CrateSMP gives you the freedom to build and compete anywhere you want. From secret bases to hudge clans there are no limits on what you want to raid or where you want to liveCustom Duels • We provide a special system that allows our players to bid and win custom duels.Economy • CrateSMP offers an economy build on recourses and services so you can become the richest and stronges player.Kits • Starter packs for our new players

cratesmp.xyz

Astrakane Legends

Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	2602
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

Astrakane: Legends is a Civilization survival Minecraft server with numerous features including: – Claims/Nation-building/Wars/Block Reinforcements – Player Trade Shops – Life Currency – Custom Food/Drinks/Items – Custom Biome Growth Rates – and More!

104.37.188.195

PixelEarth

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	4346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	423
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4115	Lost Souls Rescued:	3

Welcome to PixelEarth – a world where creativity knows no bounds, and the vibrant tapestry of Minecraft comes alive in a unique multiplayer experience! Our SMP server is a thriving community of dedicated players who share a passion for exploration, collaboration, and ingenuity.Whether you’re an architect, redstone engineer, adventurer, or a bit of everything, our server caters to a diverse range of playstyles. Join a supportive and friendly community where players work together to build awe-inspiring structures, establish bustling towns, and conquer challenges. Engage in cooperative projects, trade resources, and forge alliances with fellow players to create a world that reflects the collective imagination of our community.On PixelEarth, the possibilities are as boundless as your creativity. Whether you prefer to construct towering skyscrapers, intricate redstone contraptions, or simply explore the vast landscapes, there’s always something exciting to discover. Regular events and quests ensure that every day brings new opportunities for fun and achievement.Our dedicated team of staff ensures a safe and enjoyable environment, while also fostering a sense of community among players. With a commitment to fairness and inclusivity, we strive to create an atmosphere where everyone can thrive and contribute to the ever-evolving tapestry of our Minecraft Earth SMP.Join us at PixelEarth and become a part of a dynamic, player-driven world where your imagination is the only limit. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer looking to embark on your first adventure, there’s a place for you in our growing community.

play.pixelearth.org:25600

LDP SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7797
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Animals Bred:	15

LDP SMP is liberal and cool server. You can make shop, earn cash and live like happy guy. Or make town. Or just fight everyone and act wierd.Guide(help): https://ldp.scmain.com/guide.php ToS: https://ldp.scmain.com/ToS.html Rules: dont do bad things, its intuitively easy, but you can read rules. We are liberal, so you wont get ban in most cases. To get ban you would need to make me impressed.

ldp.scmain.com

ZonaZero Minecraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Survival Server version 1.20.1 with Missions, Parkour, Clans, Tombs, Protes and much more!!! Come in and get to know us!!!

play.zonazeromc.com