mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8960
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	358	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1287	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8177
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	3402	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9082
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1872
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Mines Excavated:	1738
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6045
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragon Scales Harvested:	218	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7651
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4747
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	154
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

play.theseedmc.com

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3217
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Villages Defended:	14
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

mc.imaginefun.net

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

mc.deathzone.club

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4561
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Gods Slained:	1

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

play.orchardcraftmc.com