mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4553
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	162	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1883	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19

play.acentramc.com

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6686
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	290	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Love Letters Sent:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Void Gems Collected:	30
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

arcaneva.com

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3998
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7208	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	201

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

mc.skyblade.pro

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6929
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7847	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

ms.storyfortune.net

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	4995
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

play.obiworldmc.com

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	35
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	6

Lifestealmc.net

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

simplyvanilla.net

AugustaTowny

Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6920
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Void Gems Collected:	40
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Dragons Tamed:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Augusta Towny is a offers a unique experience for players who enjoy town-building, jobs, quests, and economy. With the popular Towny plugin, players can join or create their own towns, and work together with other players to build, protect and grow their community. We offer custom world generation to allow your creativity to skyrocket. Our server also offers a friendly and welcoming community, where players can enjoy a variety of activities such as mining, farming, trading, and crafting. We have an economy system that allows players to earn money by gathering, crafting, smelting, and selling their resources and items. Use it to become to richest player on the server.How to Join: – Java Server IP: play.augustatowny.com – Bedrock Server IP: play.augustatowny.com | Bedrock Port: 25565 – Minecraft Version: The server operates on version 1.19.4 – ViaVersion and ViaBackwards are installed. 1.19+ is recommended - Discord: https://discord.gg/SF3aSc4dfJOur staff team is dedicated to providing a safe and enjoyable environment for all players, and are always available to assist players with any questions or concerns. So come join us on Augusta Towny and experience the fun and excitement of town-building, exploration, and community interaction!

play.augustatowny.com

GravityCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2358
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Demon Skulls Collected:	22	Emeralds Found:	3174
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Votes:	8270
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Welcome to the Oldest Minecraft survival server, We have 2 Servers to choose from,[ Towny Survival Servers ] [Pre-Alpha]

+ Build, create, survive in the world with Custom Bosses and Dangerous Mobs waiting for you to lurk around! McMMO and Elite Mobs are in this server. + Rankup by building something cool, then post review in Discord or Live Review by Staff.[ OP-Skyblock Minion Based Server] [Beta]

+ Make an Island with limited resources, use primitive resources to expand Island such as Cobgen and Tree Regen. + Use Minions to help doing small task such as Mining, Slaying animals, Woodcutter, and so on. + Rankup (/rankup) to gain more perks and limitations. + Complete Challenges in /shop to get reward! + There are 30 Ranks, are you prepared for the challenge?Active and Friendly Staffs, please enjoy the game!

play.gravitymc.xyz

Charlie Roleplay

Roleplay

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	6392
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Farms Harvested:	630	Animals Bred:	115
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5

== PRYMA SERVER ==Pryma, a fabulous and very strong Kingdom where peace reigned, was once attacked by an evil Sect who burned the kingdom and tried to destroy everything that was left of it. Nobody gave up, the war lasted more than two years… But, in the end, the Kingdom surrendered.Some survivors remained, including Captain Clawes who, with his ship, managed to save much of the remaining population and bring them to the new Kingdom, a safer, more powerful kingdom, which was ready to take back the territory it had lost. Within this kingdom two Guilds were created: the Kadreks and the Oblivions. They were two strong guilds, both with the goal of bringing peace to the Kingdom of Pryma.Now it’s up to you! Find out how the in-game story will evolve! Improve your equipment, defeat the most feared bosses and complete all missions together with your Guild and your Friends!!

mc.charlieroleplay.it

InterstellarMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	794
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14

interstellarmc.cc

Vanilla Hype

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	2576
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	8773	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Fresh new map! Vanilla Hype is a whitelisted vanilla server. There is no griefing or stealing and the gameplay is as vanilla as it gets. We have events and weekly competitions that anyone can join.The aim of the server is to build a friendly and mature community so we’re always looking for new members! If you’re interested in joining apply on our discord server :] https://discord.gg/3yJkzUp

mc.vanillahypeserver.com

Blockcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7571
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Potions Brewed:	33
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Blockcraft is a Minecraft server on version 1.20.1 just waiting to be played! Land claims, toggle PvP, and a player-based economy are just a few of the features you will find on this survival server. It also has crates for awesome in-game rewards! But we’re more than just minecrafting and blocks here, We’re a very close knitt community, with amazing dedicated staff, active playerbase and discord, we host regular events including Sunday Funday where you can will free ranks and crate keys! We have xmas and new years partys and players of all ages from 5 to 85! We have warps setup to help you navigate the shops run by players, the community center with items to get you going from the start, not to mention amazing events run throughout the year. Swing by and say hi and play minecraft your way! We are a Uk based server so ping may vary, To note we allow the use of English only in General chat, but you may dm in your chosen language, We are fully supportive of everyone here at blockcraft and we do not tolerate any form of bullying or harrasment of any kind. We’d love for you to come and join us and start your adventure today! Come join in on all the fun happening right here on Blockcraft! Bedrock port :19132

play.blockcraft.uk

BennixMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6781
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	746	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Welcome to BennixMC, the ultimate Minecraft adventure awaits! Immerse yourself in a server filled with endless possibilities across multiple game modes.Join our SUPER SMP and experience a thrilling Minecraft journey like no other. Engage in intense PVP battles with our overhauled system, trade with shops, and explore customized terrain that guarantees a unique experience for every player. Claim your land, decorate with mini blocks, and unlock rewards as you improve your skills. Don’t forget to mine spawners with silk touch and catch custom fish to add excitement to your adventure. Plus, unleash your creativity in our dedicated Creative Plots, where your imagination has no limits.If you’re up for a challenge, test your agility and determination in our infinite parkour courses. Race against the clock, conquer gravity-defying jumps, and overcome intricate obstacles in pursuit of parkour perfection.No mods needed! Our server is available on both BEDROCK and JAVA platforms, making it accessible to players on PC, Mobile, PS4, Xbox, and Nintendo Switch. And the best part? There are no world resets, allowing you to build, conquer, and create without limits.Join us now at play.bennixmc.com on port 25565 and become part of our thriving community. Stay connected and get the latest updates by joining our Discord server at discord.gg/B848STG5wz. Your epic Minecraft adventure starts here, at BennixMC!

play.bennixmc.com

RoyaleMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2981
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Animals Bred:	11
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

┍———[ RoyaleMC | Survival + Skyblock | 1.16-1.19 | Java + Bedrock ]———┑Java: play.royale-mc.com Bedrock: play.royale-mc.com:19132┍———[ ABOUT US ]———┑RoyaleMC is the most unique Slimefun network Minecraft has to offer. We have implemented Slimefun all over, from our crates to our ranks upgrades. If you’re a Slimefun fan and are looking to enjoy the best grind available, then look no more. We are the best. Our expert staff team and community members will welcome and help you with your Slimefun adventure! Don’t like or not interested in Slimefun? That is okay! You can enjoy the server without needing to use Slimefun other than minor item unlocks for rank upgrades for additional perks.RoyaleMC is also a proud supporter of the non-pay-to-win aspect. Perks that a donator rank has can be obtained by all players, even /fly with our concept of vote-to-win! Voting gets you tokens that can be used within the Token Shop to purchase these types of perks! Check out below for more information about RoyaleMC!

play.royale-mc.com