mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4384
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7044	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Endless Night Skies:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Farms Harvested:	210	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6112
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

farmersmarketmc.net

AquaSmp

Survival

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8837
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	577	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Gods Slained:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

aqua-smp.apexmc.co:25666

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2101
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Potions Brewed:	93
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	98	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

play.redskyeagle.net:25597

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8865
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

ExodusMC.org

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3637
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

play.babylonmc.net

Kicklex

Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	1829
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2999	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchantments Applied:	294
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

mc.kicklex.lat

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5607
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Alien Abductions:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Buildings Constructed:	47
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

185.199.95.177:25573

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5992
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

play.flickationsmp.fun:20002

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6801
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5954	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Divine Spears Created:	25	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

minepurist.net

Unrealtactical

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Enchantments Applied:	283	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20

This Is The Official Server Of The Youtuber CoolGunner. UnrealTactical Is Back In Full Strenght As A Part Of The MC Server Network. UnrealTactical Also Has Unofficial Support For Bedrock Clients!!!!! **Please Note: Bedrock Clients Must Use Port 19132** Currently Is Hosts: – Survial Cool features -SkyblockComing Soon: – Zombies -Minigames – Prison – Kitpvp – Factions

unrealtactical.com

XCraft Survival

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8456
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Mines Excavated:	4259
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

XCraft Survival is celebrating 10 Years of providing a nice escape! Since 2013, we’ve been working hard to create a server that allows you to play with ease. We’re all about the old-school survival experience, with a few fun twists! From custom enchantments and tweaked crafting recipes to fighting Herobrine and using Flight Feathers, you’ll find your niche!We are a play-to-win server, the only way that you’re going to get farther than anyone else is by putting in the work, which means NO P2W. Our ranks are purely cosmetic, letting you earn everything you have in-game with our Perks system. You can upgrade yourself to have more set homes, player vaults, portable workstations, and more!

play.xcsurvival.com

TitoCraft #Forever

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1683
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dimension Hops:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	436	Farms Harvested:	288

TitoCraft is a Minecraft server made for players. Our main objective is to satisfy the community. Our game modes are unique and different from any other server, 100% customized by our team. “Too good to be true”? Come and see! Game Modes: – Survival / BedWars / Skyblock / OneBlock / Parkour– Easy and affordable savings – Customized menus and commands – An innovative store menu – VoteParty / McMMO / Jobs / Daily Challenges and Monthly Challenges / Minigames AND MUCH MORE!!!

titocraft.mcserv.me

Laoco

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Looking for a fun friendly active Minecraft community to be apart of? Look no further! Server Info: always latest • All Inclusive server. • Staff monitored Grief and Theft Plugins • semi vanilla survival server • Greylisted – We keep out the trolls. So come check us out,

play.laoco.net

MSRebound

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Astral Projections Made:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

play.msrebound.com

Village mine

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	8789
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Astral Projections Made:	0

Welcome to our village mine! The Dorfmine is a German-speaking Minecraft server for up to 100 players, with a classic freebuild concept and an extensive zone system so that your buildings are completely protected – you simply look for a nice place, place a box and create your zone, which you too later you can manage it completely independently. With us you don’t have to rely on any team members, but, just like in single player, you have complete freedom without having to worry about strangers destroying your things.Surrounded by a constantly growing but manageable community that always helps each other out, you will be looked after by a very experienced team. Our servers are online 24/7 to offer you an exceptional and lag-free gaming experience.We look forward to welcoming you to our village mine and wish you a lot of fun on our server! 🙂

dorfmine.com