mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4509
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1887	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Age Of Elysian

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Animals Bred:	171
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dragons Tamed:	7

Welcome to Age of Elysian, a server that has been providing an immersive and feature-packed experience for over a decade. As one of the most comprehensive cracked Slimefun-Towny servers with RPG elements, we’re always adding new features to keep things fresh.Our server has many features branching into various genres and directions, so there is something for everyone. Whether you enjoy building automated mega factories, min-maxing the ultimate PvP build with stat modifiers, skills, and dungeon loot, running a world conquest as a powerful nation, or simply adventuring and doing quests, we have it all.For seasoned players, we offer many unique twists on vanilla gameplay, with new things to discover and mechanics to learn. Even if you’re new to Minecraft, almost all of our custom content is optional, so you can play the game your way and choose which parts you want to explore.Our friendly community consists of experienced players and newcomers alike. According to our statistics, over 90% of players who have clocked in over 50 hours with us never play on another server. We’re confident that you’ll love our server and be hooked from the start, so come join us on Age of Elysian and experience everything we have to offer. Who knows, we might just be the last server you ever play!TOWNY|SLIMEFUN|MCMMO|RPG|DUNGEONS|QUESTS|SKYBLOCK

play.ageofelysian.com:25577

EdgeGamers Organization

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2517
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Invisible Walls Found:	3

The EdgeGamers Minecraft Server offers an immersive and feature-rich multiplayer survival experience that goes beyond the traditional Minecraft gameplay. Boasting a multi-server setup, it caters to a diverse community of players by providing a variety of engaging features and activities.One of the standout aspects of the server is its well-balanced economy, facilitated by an admin shop and community chests, allowing players to trade and collaborate efficiently. The inclusion of crate keys and a mailroom adds an exciting element of surprise and interaction within the community.For those seeking adrenaline-fueled challenges, the server provides a dedicated PvP arena where players can test their combat skills against each other. Additionally, the grief prevention feature ensures a secure and enjoyable environment for all players.The server’s commitment to enhancing gameplay is evident through various customization options. Players can explore, utilize elevator signs, and showcase their creativity with the heads database. The incorporation of McMMO introduces a skill-based progression system, adding depth to the overall experience.Social interaction is encouraged through a range of features, including social commands, cosmetics, and mounts. Players can also express their individuality through special prefixes and enjoy unique abilities such as sitting on slabs, crawling, spinning, or even sitting on other players, creating a dynamic and entertaining atmosphere.Home teleports, player warps, and player shops contribute to the server’s convenience and player-driven economy. Moreover, the inclusion of pocket games offers a refreshing break from the main survival gameplay, allowing players to engage in mini-games and diversify their experience.In summary, the EdgeGamers Minecraft Server stands out for its comprehensive set of features, promoting a vibrant and dynamic community. Whether you’re a seasoned player or a newcomer, the server’s diverse offerings create a captivating environment that caters to various playstyles, making it an appealing destination for Minecraft enthusiasts.

mine.edgegamers.com

Centrix Network

KitPvP, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Ores Mined:	2532
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Centrix-Network [1.8 – 1.20.x] is a Minecraft Server that specifically serves players using the Java edition of the game. The server aims to provide a friendly and welcoming environment for players to enjoy a balanced and engaging Survival, KitPvP, Parkour and a Skywars experience.Minecraft servers offer a diverse range of game modes and gameplay types, which is what sets them apart from one another. Centrix-Network is a Minecraft server that offers several types of games and gameplay, including PVP modes.

mc.centrixnetwork.com

RainRealms

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

RainRealms is a friendly and amazing server network that is growing with gamemodes everyday! Hosting Generators, with more on the horizons.» Server IP: play.rainrealms.com » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: Coming soon– BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » More to come

play.rainrealms.com

Crystal Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9511
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zombie Dances:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Contracts Signed:	2

Welcome to Crystal Craft, Start your Minecraft journey in 2024 with our new server, where the adventure never ends and the possibilities are limitless. Step into a captivating world where discovery knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned explorer or a newcomer, our server invites you to delve into an extraordinary adventure like no other.

mc.projectcrystals.com

MetaUnion

Creative, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6762
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

You’ve stumbled across a gem of Minecraft networks, its community is probably one of the most friendly and helpful ones you’ll ever find, it’s open-minded and mature (though silly sometimes but that’s part of being mature). The server is anti pay to win, meaning all you get from donating is a rank that shows in game and nothing else. Donations are only made to support the work put into the server, not to get advantages over others in any way!We offer the following servers: – Survival – Creative – Skyblock – Minigames – Builders (for everyone’s inspiration and people who have proven to us that they are talented builders)If you want to learn more about each server just join 😉

meta-union.com

Superabf.net

Bedwars, Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	87	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

NOT PREMIUM – FREE!, THE BEST SERVER BY DIFFERENCE!, IT’S NOT A TROLL, IT’S REALLY ALL FREE, IT HAS: -SLIMEFUN (SlimeXpansion, RareItemHunter, ElectricSpawners, SensibleToolbox, ExoticGarden) – BEDROCK,Blockbench Implemented ONLY!, ModelEngine -TOWNY, FACTIONS, USKYBLOCKS, CREATIVE, SURVIVAL, PLOTS, JOBS, QUESTS, MISSIONS, MOVECRAFT, MAGIC, VEHICLES, f2w, Genetics, MobsPorpios, pets, expert pets, RankUP, Ranks, REALISM, LARGO ETC!! -MINIGAMES(Agariomaps,BuildWars,eggwar,Fnaf,codwarfare,MobArena,EpicSpleef,KitBattle,LuckyBlock,PvP1vs1,RaceABF,RFTB,skRayFall, SkyWars,SuperBuildBattle,SuperWars,SurvivalGames,TNTRun,TNTTag,uCars,WallsAbf) -REAL DANGEON with elytras and dragon! here you can KILL him!! -NETHER REALLY every day an adventure with whiter. -ADVENTURES, PARKOURS, LAVERINTHOS! and MUCH MUCH MORE YOU WON’T BELIEVE THE BEST FREE SERVER POSSIBLE!!! -GENERAL DESCRIPTION: Estés is a server for people who always value what a SERVER GIVES them and never by the AMOUNT OF PEOPLE they have at that moment, being ABLE to realize that it is a FREE, professional server, that really controls the CHESTS! that you can do everything with your effort, get ranks, advantages, etc. and they will never be paid with REAL money FOR ANYTHING, only the minemoney money from the game that they earn with their effort and dedication to the server, those PEOPLE who already know the existence of TROLL SERVERS, which are ALMOST ALL of them and who know that these

superabf.net

TogetherCraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

play.togethercraft.online

Tumbleweed MC Manhunt

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4822
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Animals Bred:	54	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crops Grown:	4235
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5

TumbleweedMC.com

Legends Evolved

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Dragons Tamed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	3

Legends Evolved legendsserver.net Mods: Legends Core Superheroes Unlimited – Star Wars – Godzilla – Horror Download the mod here: https://www.tihyo.com/downloads Twitter: https://twitter.com/legendsevolved https://twitter.com/generalgigan Credits: Legends Mod – Tihyo Legends Evolved – GeneralGigan

legendsserver.net

MuttsWorld Minecraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2556
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

You want a Minecraft server thats been around for a while, has a lot of people, and has multiple options for playstyle, thats MuttsWorld. Join us. Family Friendly http://muttsworldmine.comHunger Games Survival PvP Creative Skyblock Zombie Survival (l2d)

lobby.muttsworldmine.com

SageSMP

PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3195
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ores Mined:	6183	Mines Excavated:	2292
Astral Projections Made:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	40
Dragon Scales Harvested:	184	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

play.sagesmp.me

Elysian Craft SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Players Killed by Monsters:	2228
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

Welcome to Elysian Craft SMP , an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!This is a relaxing Minecraft SMP server with player-oriented plugins to enhance your in-game experience! We strive to provide an engaging environment! You can make new friends, invite your friends, and even relax while playing!

play.elysiancraft.xyz:50585

Pinecraft Equestrian

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	9836
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Zombie Dances:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7292	Dragon Eggs Found:	2673

ABOUT US Pinecraft Equestrian is a unique 1.20.2 Minecraft server created for the youtuber Abigail Pinehaven and her community of horse-game fans! A fully-equipped survival world with bespoke custom plugins and textures brings an unparalleled equine experience to immerse yourself in. Make friends, train, trade and breed your steeds, gather resources and grow, while building your homestead on your very own plot of land!A fun community server with events, horse racing, minigames, livestreams and the chance to feature in YouTube videos!Open to both Java AND Bedrock players!

pinecraftequestrian.com

The ex-stem

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	124
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Votes:	2697
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13

Ekstammen is a Swedish minecraft server created by the developers behind the old Supermine. Together with the players, we develop what we consider to be Sweden’s best minecraft server where every player has their place and everyone is welcome!Buy flight time for game currency Get tokens by being online that you can use for keys to get awesome tools and items Build your city with new and old friends

mc.ekstammen.nu