mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5721
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Mines Excavated:	1688	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

IceCoreMC

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9430
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

An extraordinary Minecraft Server featuring a Survival server full of features. Fully supporting crossplay connections!

play.icecoremc.com

Etheria Void Wars

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4634
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Etheria: Void Wars is a custom-built extraction minigame. The basic gameplay loop consists of matches that contain enemies, loot, and other players for you to interact with and then either perish and lose your items or extract and stash them.Up to 16 players spawn in separate rooms and scour the map for loot while competing with each other, various monsters, and the map itself. Over the course of the match the world will begin to decay and extracts will begin to appear.Our gamemode includes custom maps, weapons, and traders. We are constantly active and working on new content to add to our game based on your feedback.Come join our server for an experience like no other!

voidwars.primearca.de

Forgotten Prisons

Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1478
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Void Gems Collected:	36	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3

SEASON 1 RELEASE | February 11th 11AM PST» Discord: https://dsc.gg/forgottenprison » Server IP: ForgottenPrisons.net » Store: https://store.forgottenprison.net/ (75% OFF SALE)

ForgottenPrison.net:25594

Kull Games – Direwolf20

FTB

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20

Kull Games is a new Minecraft server, all players have /enchant, /fly, /heal as well as warps to every planet and other dimension. Free mek, ae2, foregoing, and powah starters from dispensers at spawn to help you get going.Its a Direwolf20 1.19 server hosted out of Seattle, WA (US).Feel free to join and come play some Direwolf20 with all of us on the Kull Games server!Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/kwndp8P9Dn

dw119.kullgames.com

Land Of Legends

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6051
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	30

Land of Legends is a survival server with a friendly and active community. We have many custom plugins and unique features including A full server storyline filled with quests, Custom Enchantments, Custom Mobs, Dual-Wield, Cosmetics, Crates, Auction-House, and many more!Come join us at landoflegendsmc.com

landoflegendsmc.com

Tulpcraft

KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4373
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Potions Brewed:	39
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Remember the good old days of Tulpcraft? Back in 2021 and 2022, Tulpcraft was the hottest PvP server around. You’d log on after school each day to see your friends grinding BoxPvP, Lifesteal and Skymines for hours on end. The community was always buzzing in chat as you dueled alongside your fellow crafters.Well now you can relive those glory days all over again on The Tulpcraft Project! Dust off those old PvP skills as you take your first steps back into the BoxPvP arena, strap on your elytra to soar through high-flying Skymines matches, or put your health and armor on the line once more in intense Lifesteal duels – all the classic game modes are back and waiting for you to rejoin the ranks. Reconnect with old friends on Discord as you compete side-by-side for global domination just like the legends of 2021 and 2022. New players are also invited to experience what longtime veterans still reminisce about. This is a tribute to Tulpcraft’s golden age and a home for the community that made it all happen.

play.tulpcraft.me

StarRail SMP

Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2452
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8706
Ores Mined:	2440	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

We are a modded/semi-vanilla survival SMP with a rapidly growing community. Although we are small, we are very welcoming to all new players, and we can assure you that you will have a lot of fun playing on our SMP. We have events such as “The End Opens”, and others! If you join and play on our server, you are helping us very much by contributing to StarRail!

starrail.mcserver.us

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	27	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	New Chunks Explored:	678492

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9793
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Magic Items Found:	5677
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6052
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Divine Spears Created:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	3449
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	60
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	4885
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	467
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Star Shards Collected:	267
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Secret Passages Found:	7	Potions Brewed:	137
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	1

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3522
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Love Letters Sent:	11	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Runes Activated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	11	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net