mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	10
Star Shards Collected:	293	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	5253
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

mcodium.com

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1408
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Magic Items Found:	5238
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9678
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Dragon Eggs Found:	8775	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6215
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Farms Harvested:	930
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ores Mined:	1173	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	30	Undead Armies Raised:	4

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4474
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Votes:	3279
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Epic Quests Completed:	12

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9929
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Falling into the Void:	2	Villages Defended:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4173
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Runes Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	7762
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mines Excavated:	4312
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Towns Built:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	8929
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	356
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Buildings Constructed:	34	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	57
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8381
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	2124
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

play.mc-adventures.com

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Holy Grails Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Villages Defended:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

play.loverfella.com

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	265	Buildings Constructed:	48
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Crops Grown:	1496

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

org.hyskies.net

The Fahr Realm

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	700
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Thank you for taking the time to read this. In July of 2016 I set up this server for my friends and I so we could have fun together. We have Towny for land protection, Mcmmo for an RPG-like feel , Infernal mobs with loot for a real challenge. Vehicles like planes and cars. Guns and explosives for extended combat along with many many custom enchantments for you to enjoy. There are no pay to win elements either, so everyone is on the same playing field.When you first join, you will spawn in a white room, our rules are there. Then in the next room you will meet two villagers, these villagers will help you make your starter kit. Unlike other servers – you get a choice in what you get for your starter gear! The last room has additional information for you before you depart to the wilderness. Be careful out there and make sure to take a bed with you as we have a sleep voting system to skip the nightI really hope you can come online and enjoy what I’ve worked so hard on 🙂 -Vk

play.fahrrealm.com

PlanetBrunei

Creative, Economy, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Animals Bred:	192
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Hey guys! Make sure to check PlanetBn Server out! IP: mc.planetbn.com Web: www.planetbn.com Lag Free 24/7 Online CRACKED SERVER!

mc.planetbn.com

Disorbs Skyblock

MCMMO, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	2083
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Welcome to Disorbs, an awesome Server with amazing people! Here you can bring your friends or make new ones and begin your new journey or, if you would rather, by yourself. Come and join the server today to have fun!Features: 1.18+ Skyblock Free /Fly Ore-Gen mcMMO Custom Enchants (Engrams) Spawners Server Crates and More…

Play.Disorbs.Net