mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	2456
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runes Activated:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Alien Abductions:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7041
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	315	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Runes Activated:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6817
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Emeralds Found:	6448
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4257
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	122	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	14

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	4246
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	9279	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	32

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3594
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Star Shards Collected:	165	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	9606
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Villages Defended:	7

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Star Shards Collected:	202
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	7485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Divine Spears Created:	27
Love Letters Sent:	12	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	5394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	New Chunks Explored:	253812
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7553
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com

PixelBallers

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	40
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

135.148.226.114

Happy-HG Network

Creative, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	4701
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

mc.happy-hg.com