mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1093
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dimension Hops:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Classic Realms

Economy, Survival

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Zombie Dances:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	216	Villages Defended:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Classic Realms is a Minecraft survival server which strives to bring back the old classic survival experience, cutting out the nonsense from modern day servers. If you’re looking for a fun, non p2w server! Classic Realms is your best bet!Connect using bedrock with the ip: bedrock.classicrealms.net and the port 8188

play.classicrealms.net

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	470

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5551
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mines Excavated:	4012	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Enchantments Applied:	192
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1862
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Animals Bred:	63
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Star Shards Collected:	97
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Towns Built:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	81	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Emeralds Found:	4342
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4493
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Votes:	6869
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Farms Harvested:	583
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2627
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Towns Built:	6

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Farms Harvested:	261	Votes:	9311
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2855
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9309	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Zombie Dances:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7207	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Emeralds Found:	241
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	539
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	34
Dragon Eggs Found:	5655	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5392
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	25	Love Letters Sent:	11
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com