mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	353
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

The Lost Miners

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5021
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Holy Grails Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Ores Mined:	9654	Secret Passages Found:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

THE LOST MINERS (TLM) is a Minecraft server for versions 1.8 to 1.20. It is a semi-vanilla survival server with economy features. The server is also protected against DDoS attacks and uses the Geyser plugin to add cross-play support for Bedrock Editon. Connect right now and come have so much fun on TLM!JAVA : play.lostminers.funBEDROCK : play.lostminers.funPORT : 25687

play.lostminers.fun:25567

BandoCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	3088
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Void Armor Forged:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	21

Welcome to BandoCraft – A Vanilla Minecraft Experience with a Twist! Greetings, Minecraft enthusiasts! We’re excited to unveil our brand new server BandoCraft! Core Features: Towny, Cross-platform, Jobs, McMMO, Economy, Silk Touch JOIN OUR TEAM – WE’RE HIRING! IP Address: bandomc.apexmc.co Discord: https://discord.gg/7tXtRYgqbdConnect with us and be part of something extraordinary! BandoCraft awaits you!

play.bandocraft.net:25575

LuckyMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	756
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7647	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

A cozy Dutch/Flemish server for young and old 1.20 We continue to update to the latest Minecraft version so that you can enjoy the latest updates. It is a fun and friendly community with an active staff team that can also be reached via Discord.

LuckyMC.nl:4024

JozMC

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6418
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	130
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Magic Items Found:	8824	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

JozMC – Towny, MCMMO, Ranks, Jobs, QuestsServer Version: 1.19, Java Server IP: play.jozmc.com Store: https://jozmc.tebex.io Discord: http://Discord.gg/UbrMRbTeeA Dynmap: http://play.jozmc.com:8123Some of the main features our server has to offer includes… Dynmap: Towny: mcMMO: Auction house and marketplace: Ranks: Jobs:

play.jozmc.com

One Piece Broken World

Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	5244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	9640
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3

144.217.29.208:25590

Ice and Fire – Game of Thrones RP

Economy, Factions, Roleplay

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4448
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	84
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Ice and Fire is a Game of Thrones Roleplay server set in the world of Westeros. Survive, join or create a great house, and be a part of events to determine who sits the Iron Throne.The server will use the medieval factions plugin, where players can create their own original Houses or recreate some from the GOT universe. The map is a recreated version of Westeros (Castles in progress). Players are encouraged to join and grow their houses, (PVE), but will be invited to take part in large PVP and PVE events where they can prove themselves and earn higher ranks. (knights and lords etc.). Houses will be able to ally with one-another or go to war to put a new king on the Iron Throne. No griefing is allowed, bases will be protected. Wars will be fought over strategic castles around the map for control of each region.

51.79.20.175:25650

CrowtyCraft Network 2.0

Bedwars, Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	6855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Villages Defended:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Towns Built:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

Our server was born from a project between 4 old friends, contributing ideas, improvements and new implementations in what, we hope, will be a community that echoes itself in Spanish-speaking terms.

play.crowtycraft.es

NoLifeSquad

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	2026
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Farms Harvested:	399
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21

Website: https://nolifesquad.tebex.io ip: play.nolifesquad.com Discord: https://discord.gg/9GmfWFscZd

play.nolifesquad.com

InstaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimension Hops:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Small Friendly community Player run economy Normal survival Player vs EnvironmentGrief-free (No Land Claim System) Theft-free

play.myinstacraft.com

The Coil MC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	2013
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3

What is the IP Address to connect to The Coil MC?The server IP address for The Coil MC is Play.TheCoilMC.com. To join the The Coil MC minecraft server, simply click the COPY IP button on the left section of the page, and then follow the instructions below. How do I play on The Coil MC Minecraft Server?To play on The Coil MC, once you have copied the server IP Address you must proceed to opening your minecraft client on version 1.20.2, navigate to minecraft multiplayer servers and then enter the ip address and continue to Play Now! What versions does The Coil MC supports? The The Coil MC Server supports a variety Minecraft versions, however, the suggested version to connect with is 1.20.2 to enable the best playing experience on the version the server was built on. Where is The Coil MC hosting located? The Coil MC server is hosted within United States, and offers a great connection allowing for 100% uptime so you can enjoy the server anytime day and night. What gamemode The Coil MC supports? Minecraft Servers offer a variety of server types and categories. The Coil MC supports PvE, PvP,, Survival, Vanilla, Survival Games, Discord, gamemodes. This grouping of types and categories offers a unique playing experience only found within the unique playing experience found on The Coil MC.

Play.TheCoilMC.com

Mineverse

Creative, Earth, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8063
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Dimension Hops:	11
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	801
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10

Mineverse is a unique multiplayer network with custom gamemodes and minigames.Survival – Latest server with 1.18.2 world generation. Earth – Custom 1:500 scale map of Earth! Survival with land protection. Detailed dynmap. (earth.mineverse.com) Skyblock – Build your own world and play with friends. OP PvP – Fast paced 1.8 pvp with overpowered weapons. Creative – Create anything you’d like on your own plot of land. SkyWars – Play on the original SkyWars server, skywars.com.Version 1.8 – 1.19.1. Launched in 2013. Played by 4 million players.IP: mineverse.comDiscord: discord.gg/mineverse Twitter: twitter.com/mineverse

mineverse.com

Afternoon Teacraft

MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	5744
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Love Letters Sent:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Potions Brewed:	155	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Discover an all new yet familiar experience at Afternoon Teacraft. Putting the ice cream in vanilla, ATC features a range of exciting additions that all feel right at home. Forge new friendships with our immersive custom Guild system. Earn bonus rewards just for playing the game, plus a range of regular events to take part in that keep things fresh and delicious. Increased your rank to access perks, train your skills and become a Grand Master. Relaxed gameplay, a welcoming community and friendly staff keep things cosy. New features added regularly, highly active development.

play.afternoonteacraft.info

MineHavoc

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4010
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	37	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to MineHavoc! We currently offer a wide selection of servers ranging from Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal and more! Please read below for more information.Vanilla Servers: We host a wide variety of Vanilla Servers (Skyblock,Survival,Prison,Lifesteal) on the latest version of minecraft! You can login to these servers with any version from 1.12.2 –> Latest [1.20]. Our servers are filled with custom content to keep you busy for hours, and are hosted with ZERO lag. Come join us today!Website: https://www.store.minehavoc.com/ Discord: discord.minehavoc.com

play.minehavoc.com

8builders8tools

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4004
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Enchantments Applied:	111
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36

8b8t.me Is a non vanilla anarchy, anarchy pvp, skyblock minecraft server where hacks and anything is allowed that supports 1.8.x to 1.20.x(recommended 1.20.4) Bedrock IP: br.8b8t.me Port: 19132

8b8t.me

Athenas Kingdoms

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Votes:	7762
Love Letters Sent:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	37

Athena’s Kingdoms is a PvE community driven building server! With NO world resets, ever. How? We expand the map every year! Why? We like to build BIG! Featuring; – Anti – Grief land claiming – Player Shops – Keep inventory – Mcmmo skill leveling – Custom developed plugins – Discord integration – Live map – Community Events – Building Competitions – A friendly Community-driven experience

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