mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7600
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

SkeletoSMP

Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	5784
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Dragons Tamed:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Gods Slained:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Votes:	3779

Best survival SMP u can find . Very good staff and players friendly server everyone will be helpful join us and have fun !!!

fun.skeletosmp.com

Sky Valley

Economy, Skyblock

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7244
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	227
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Welcome to Sky Valley This is a server focused on SkyBlock in 1.18.2 that contains RPG elements and other interesting mechanics.** Resources ** + Missions, Improvements, Leaderboards, Island Levels, Improvements + Slimefun – New Features, Backpacks, Reactors, Ranks + New custom Enchantments! + New fish, bait with sales system! + Spawners, Boxes, Votes, Jobs, Auctions, Arena + Skills, Boostable Stats and Mana! + Kits, weekly and daily events!,

skyvalleymc.servmine.com

SeaSide

MCMMO, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Void Armor Forged:	19	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Players Killed by Monsters:	8016	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	New Chunks Explored:	906631
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

mc-seaside.eu

HexArchon

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	618
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Potions Brewed:	28	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ores Mined:	9434	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Just released on August 13th, 2022!Key Features: » In-depth /shop system » Custom Skills, Abilities, Items, and Enchants » Custom Mobs, Boss Fights, and Dungeons » Custom Worlds and Player Shops » Quests, Custom Pets, Furnitures » Supply Drops, Coinflips, and Lotteries » Automatic Farms and Enchantable Furnaces » Live Server Map » Interesting Fishing Mechanics…

play.hexarchon.net

Teacher

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	210
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Potions Brewed:	194

play.maestrea.com

WHY

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6089
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Tamed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88
Buildings Constructed:	28	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52

NINDEN is a Naruto themed server with epic jutsu, events, and an open-world. You can strive to create peace in the ninja world or to force it into ruin! Join to take part in classic events from the Naruto series through an immersive and in-depth experience! Take part in missions, exams, events, and much more! Explore the variety of PvP and PvE oriented content we have to offer. Design your character and choose a playstyle that fits you. Wield a variety of ninja tools and race to the top to become the strongest shinobi! There are a plethora of things you can do on our server, and it all starts by joining now!

play.ninden.net

Havzmar

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1482
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8138	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Farms Harvested:	508
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4

Are you looking for a server with a mature community, custom items, dungeons, a very unique Towny experience, strong economy, tons of ranks, frequent events, collectible items and titles, custom MCMMO experience, not pay to win, with accomplishments to grind for, and staff that play just as you do? Then come join us as we enjoy a community driven server, and explore the lore of Havzmar!

havzmar.nodecraft.gg

Sapphire SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3074
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Welcome to Sapphire SMP!Our community is exceptionally friendly, and we all share a passion for playing on Sapphire SMP: a crossplay server that supports both Java and Bedrock editions. Sapphire SMP has loads of unique custom features and receives frequent updates with new content and the latest Minecraft releases! Checkout our distinctive features:– Custom Enchants: Immerse yourself in over 200 custom enchants unique to Sapphire SMP! – Claiming: Protect your creations and never worry about griefing again! – Temp-fly: Effortlessly explore and build your base with our unique flying system. – Backpacks: Store your treasures in safety and continue exploring without concern. – Plus more! Come and discover all that we have to offer for yourself!If you’re joining from Bedrock (console or phone), use the IP play.sapphiresmp.net and port 19132.

play.sapphiresmp.net

ContentVeen

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1087
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Astral Amulets Crafted:	31
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

ContentVeen is a high-quality Minecraft Survival, Skyblock, CakeWars and Creative server with unique content and great community, friendly staff and players like you!NOW ALSO ON BEDROCK! » Survival » Skywars » CakeWars » CreativeJava IP: play.contentveen.nl Bedrock IP: play.contentveen.nl (Port 26006)Supported 1.19 – 1.19.2!

play.contentveen.nl

With UneasyVan

Anarchy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38

Server IP: UneasyVanilla.com Discord: https://discord.uneasyvanilla.comAbout UneasyVanilla – UneasyVanilla is a semi-anarchy/survival minecraft server, started on the 10th of March 2020. – Designed to give players total freedom to play Minecraft just as the developers intended. – We’re not anarchy, rather more lawless than anything else. You can do whatever you want in-game as long as you follow a few simple rules. – Server is hosted in EU giving player in Europe excellent ping while a resonable good ping from North America.

UneasyVanilla.com

Anarchus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	840
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Towns Built:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Void Gems Collected:	34	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crops Grown:	5850	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Magic Items Found:	8550
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

play.anarchus.com

SlimeCraftSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Animals Bred:	128
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Void Gems Collected:	28	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

64.20.56.219:19145

Hotdog Water

Anarchy, Hardcore, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	383
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	56
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

play.hotdogwater.dog

Carpour

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Emeralds Found:	8892	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	797435	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Holy Grails Found:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

play.Carpour.com

Golden Galaxy MC

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	109
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

play.goldengalaxymc.com