mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

10k, 40k, bear consensus, Behavior, blockquotepmumus, btc, celebrate, Contrarian, crash, Daily, deserve, down, Minecraft, mumus, Parody, Posts, Programmed, SMPpblockquote, up, wagmi

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7597
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Star Shards Collected:	236	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Hollowtree

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3176
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Welcome to Hollowtree, a relaxing Minecraft community partnered with CorbaWorld. Enjoy features like Grief Prevention, OP gear, unique jobs, QuickShops, McMMO, in-game ranks, donation packs, voting rewards, crates, no AFK-kick, mob catching, a peaceful resource world, MyPet, a creative server, Brewery, custom mob loot, auctions, warps, and Bedrock compatibility!We value our community and host events with exclusive gear and loot. Join our Discord for engagement, reports, suggestions and more! Hollowtree, sprouted from Hollowcraft 2015, reopened in December 2023 with its original owner and many returning members. Come play!

play.hollowtree.net

Minehut

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5746
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Star Shards Collected:	191	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4

Paying Sucks Paying for game server hosting sucks. We know. That’s why we built an entire platform that allows anybody to create a server for free. Just hop on our lobby to get started.Cloud Technology Minehut’s innovative cloud infrastructure provides freely available servers for hundreds of players to use at any given time. Stop worrying about config files, restart management and uptime dependencies.Twitter: https://twitter.com/Minehut

minehut.com

EcoCityCraft Economy

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

org.ecc.eco

Hopela – Survival

Survival

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	3526
Love Letters Sent:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Gods Slained:	0

play.hopela.fr

MysticValleyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	6457
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Star Shards Collected:	252
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Chill Vibes | Crates | Voter Ranks | Seasonal Events | Skripts | Discord | No Griefing | Grief Prevention | Homes | /SitMystic Valley Craft is a community driven friendly survival server. With two (2) developers, there is no better time than the present to join and pitch your own ideas! All ranks are Vote based ranks! No Pay-to-WIN!Home to a shopping district located around spawn, using a custom in house shop chest plugin, mini-games (such as word guess) and a custom dragon fight, you will never get bored!If you want to play normal survival, that’s okay too! Our world is expansive and ready to be explored! Prefer violence? There are designated PvP Arenas where you can fight other players with leader boards!What is a Crate you might ask?Well first, there’s a Vote Crate, which requires a Vote Crate Key – acquired by, you guessed it, voting! First vote gives you a key on the house! On that note, the more you vote, the better rewards you get with every Vote Level! (try /votelevel in game)Second, there’s a Crate that cycles seasonaly, which is full of enchanted, magical, and exciting custom items! Moon Crate Keys have a 1% chance on every VOTE! That is an average pay out of 14 keys per year just by voting! You can access any Crate you like by visiting the Past Crates Tower at /spawnCome sit down, enjoy the eclipse, and play some Minecraft! 🙂

play.mysticvalleycraft.com

Airidale Classic Prisons

Prison

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	5254
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3875
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1162	Void Gems Collected:	19
Gods Slained:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Since 2016 Airidale has been pushing the bounds of Minecraft, and we are not stopping anytime soon! We offer a wide variety of custom game modes that anyone can enjoy. With custom features exclusive to our network, you won’t be let down!We use custom plugins to give players a true classic prisons experience. With custom enchanting, cells, shops, and items, you will never run out of things to do! Grind your way to the top with McMMO and Gangs! Give Airidale a try today!

ms.airidale.net

AusCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	7503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	97	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	0

» JOIN NOW « PLAY.AUSCRAFT.NET Survival | Protections | Resource Pack | mcMMO | Friendly all ages CommunityHere’s some handy links » FORUMS » https://auscraft.net DISCORD » https://discord.gg/auscraft STORE » https://store.auscraft.net We look forward to seeing you, and Happy Crafting!

play.auscraft.net

Mirkovic Junior High School

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2990
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Love Letters Sent:	12
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

mirkovicsmp.info

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8201
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	297
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Towns Built:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1348
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	184	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6044
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Runes Activated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2254
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Alien Abductions:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Mines Excavated:	2089	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1760
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	28
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	298
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Void Armor Forged:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

sky-network.eu