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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8422	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Towns Built:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	32
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3516
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dragons Tamed:	5	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9796	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	411	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9566
Emeralds Found:	7116	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2397	Towns Built:	9
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	8

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Endless Night Skies:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Void Armor Forged:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5475
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.