mumus celebrate being 1%-10% up in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6143	Runes Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Star Shards Collected:	144
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Dragons Tamed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Void Armor Forged:	11	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Crops Grown:	9860

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	291	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Meteorites Collected:	2
Buildings Constructed:	27	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Towns Built:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	37	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Magic Items Found:	5493	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	7902
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!