Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we celebrate every tiny achievement like we just hit the jackpot!

We’ve got players who are constantly shouting “WAGMI to 1 million diamonds” and making outrageous predictions like “CRASH TO 40k diamonds, 10k is programmed” when the market goes down. And don’t even think about trying to parody their behavior – the bear consensus will come after you faster than a creeper in the night.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with ridiculous antics and over-the-top reactions, join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you – maybe you’ll even become the next diamond millionaire!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 99/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 10
Runes Activated: 7 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 9 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Chimeras Created: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 12
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Chimeras Created: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 9 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 53
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Potions Brewed: 132 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 22
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Villages Defended: 16

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Mines Excavated: 2131 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Zombie Dances: 6 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Astral Amulets Crafted: 27
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 125 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 48
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Mythical Quests Completed: 44 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 15 Lava Oceans Crossed: 2
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Ores Mined: 2536 Villages Defended: 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Alien Abductions: 1 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Goblin Markets Raided: 6 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8201 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 17

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 7 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 8
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 15 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Magic Items Found: 7432

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server‘s unofficial mascot!

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  • GladMC

    GladMC

    Minecraft Server GladMC – Brazilian Server BedWars, Full PvP, RankUP, Practice …Server IP: mc.gladmc.com Site: https://gladmc.com Discord: https://dc.gladmc.com Instagram: https://ig.gladmc.comThe best minecraft server in Brazil, without lag with Ping BR! Invite your friends and meet new people, have fun in our mini games.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Invisible Walls Found: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Ores Mined: 7418
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 68 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PrismaCraft

    PrismaCraft

    ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 26 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • FlashSMP

    FlashSMP

    Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 30
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 36 Epic Weapons Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • TheYolos

    TheYolos

    A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

    Updated October 7, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 9 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Gods Slained: 2 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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