| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!
Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!
| Players: | 103/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 135 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 20 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8309 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 15 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 94/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 5 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 17 | Meteorites Collected: | 3 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 78 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 13 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Animals Bred: | 102 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 95/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 12 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 136 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.
Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.
Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 26 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!
Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!
And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.
But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 23 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1134 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 186 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 106/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 129 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 39 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 101/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 212 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
