| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 43 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!
join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!
| Players: | 91/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 10 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 72 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2083 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.
plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 144 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3619 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 10 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 40 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 97/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 871 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Potions Brewed: | 61 | Magical Moments Shared: | 28 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!
| Players: | 107/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 55 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 76 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 31 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchantments Applied: | 243 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Mines Excavated: | 1187 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Buildings Constructed: | 29 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!
So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).
Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!
| Players: | 109/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 14 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 88 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 17 | Crops Grown: | 9652 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.
And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Dimension Hops: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
| Falling into the Void: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 7 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.
But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 40 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 84 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Epic Quests Completed: | 24 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 155 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 25 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 108/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 4 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 4986 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 21 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 7 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 17 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
