| Players: | 90/400 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 9 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Love Letters Sent: | 5 |
| Ores Mined: | 9524 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 26 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 13 |
| Animals Bred: | 72 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 168 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 396408 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 279 | Battle Standards Raised: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 9 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 33 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 184 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!
Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 10 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 16 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 27 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!
| Players: | 104/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 26 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 90/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 14 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Farms Harvested: | 570 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 103/400 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 10 | Dragons Tamed: | 7 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 147 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 5 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
| Players: | 98/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 30 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 4510 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 110/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 8419 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 12 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 43 |
Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!
| Players: | 102/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 26 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 96/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1515 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 29 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.
Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.
Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!
| Players: | 95/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Animals Bred: | 158 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 7 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
