| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Crops Grown: | 2634 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Animals Bred: | 182 | Void Gems Collected: | 10 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!
Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Magic Items Found: | 8239 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 1239 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 23 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 4919 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 218 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 370 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Epic Quests Completed: | 25 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3628 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 7654 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 6 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 106 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 4132 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Runes Activated: | 1 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Rainbows Spotted: | 7 |
| Emeralds Found: | 7594 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 176 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 17 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.
Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.
Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!
| Players: | 102/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 9 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.
In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!
Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!
And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.
But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢
| Players: | 91/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Dimension Hops: | 2 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 94/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 266 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 41 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 108/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 1124 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 15 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7491 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 94/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 190 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
