| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 26 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 32 | Divine Spears Created: | 30 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!
join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!
| Players: | 110/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 47 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Mines Excavated: | 4150 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 14 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6586 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.
plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5077 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 8 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 23 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 96/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 10 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!
| Players: | 95/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 179 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 140 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!
So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Animals Bred: | 188 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 71 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 59 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 64 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).
Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 4 |
| Alien Abductions: | 2 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 10 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.
And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 42 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.
But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 27 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Towns Built: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 91/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 10 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 165 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 92/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 43 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 257 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 40 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Enchantments Applied: | 229 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
