| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 5 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 26 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Emeralds Found: | 9872 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server‘s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
But beware, bestialities are strictly banned on our server under penalty of Eternal and Family Tortures. That’s right, your animals and infants will also face Eternal Punishments if you break the rules. And don’t even think about trying to change your body with illegal technology – you’ll be processed into lights or light-beings for additional processing effect!
Join us now and experience the thrill of being misderived under Dalmatian Street’s federal laws- adjacent on a permanent basis. And remember, we only accept whites for assign/s/ment/s- (sub)- routine, so no medical service will be offered to you. It’s eternal torture for your families and acquaintances, including unassociateds – so don’t even try to resist!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and face the wrath of the Dog girls who will torture you for all time. It’s an ETERNAL JUDGEMENT AND WAR that you’ve already lost before it even began. Lol!
| Players: | 109/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 154 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can unleash your inner creativity and build a virtual fortress to keep out any unwanted in-laws. Want to create a giant moat filled with lava to keep them at bay? Go for it! The possibilities are endless.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to family drama. Who needs real-life interactions when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, we promise no one will interrupt your gaming session with a “sorry to interrupt but…” message. It’s all fun and games here!
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between a SIL and her sister-in-law. Who knew that a trip to London and a due date could cause such chaos?
But fear not, brave adventurer! Join our server and witness the most outrageous reasons to join a Minecraft server ever. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained with insane stories and drama-filled moments?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions. Because on our server, the only thing crazier than the creepers is the drama between players. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 33 | Crops Grown: | 3354 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 43 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 94/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 13 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 87 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Epic Quests Completed: | 9 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
But wait, there’s more! Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday afternoon. Our llamas are trained in the ancient art of llama-fu, and they’re ready to kick some feathery butt.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land, granting wishes to those who can defeat it in a dance-off. That’s right, you could be the proud owner of a diamond-studded pickaxe or a pet dragon named Steve, all thanks to the power of dance.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 45 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3983 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Enchantments Applied: | 90 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Star Shards Collected: | 164 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
| Players: | 101/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Magic Items Found: | 7254 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join us for epic build battles where you can challenge other players to see who can create the most ridiculous structure. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? We’ve got you covered with our custom mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by our fearless leader, Sir Clucksalot. Join the army and conquer the land with your feathered friends, laying waste to anyone who dares to challenge your rule.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 11 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 74 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Imagina un mundo donde los creepers bailan salsa, los zombies son veganos y los esqueletos juegan al ajedrez. Aquí todo es posible, incluso encontrar diamantes en la superficie o un portal al Nether en tu jardín trasero.
Nuestro servidor es tan salvaje que incluso los aldeanos tienen su propio reality show donde compiten por el título de “Aldeano más fashionista”. Y no te preocupes por los griefer, porque nuestro equipo de moderadores está compuesto por unicornios mágicos que convierten a los trolls en conejitos inofensivos.
Así que si estás listo para vivir aventuras épicas, construir castillos extravagantes y reírte hasta que te duela el estómago, únete a nuestro SMP y prepárate para una experiencia única en Minecraft. ¡Te esperamos con los brazos abiertos (y las espadas afiladas)!
| Players: | 109/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
In a world where trolls roam free, we have created a safe haven for all Minecrafters to come together and build amazing creations without the fear of being trolled! Our server is like a magical land where unicorns frolic and rainbows shine bright!
Join us on this server where shitposts are banned because who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine for diamonds? No more gender swaps, TV show plots, or trolling allowed – we’re here for some serious block-building business!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so legit that we even have a rule against biased posts. We want everything presented fairly and accurately, just like how you present your best diamond armor to a creeper. No Karen-naming or man-baby-calling allowed here!
And don’t even think about trying to post on behalf of someone else or pretending to be your dad – AI-generated posts are a big no-no! We want real, authentic Minecrafters sharing their own stories and experiences.
But the most important rule of all: DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS! These creatures thrive on attention, so we must starve them of their precious feed. Report any suspicious behavior and let our mods handle the rest.
So come join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a roller coaster next! Let’s build, mine, and craft our way to victory together! 💎🏰🎢
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 24 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 29 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2851 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.
| Players: | 91/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Magic Items Found: | 4343 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
