| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 6 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 6 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 16 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 105/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 6 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 10 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!
join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.
rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.
plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!
| Players: | 103/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 4 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 15 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!
| Players: | 93/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 31 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 8 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 150 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!
So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!
| Players: | 103/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5783 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Mines Excavated: | 4631 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 4054 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.
Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).
Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!
| Players: | 104/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 299 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2111 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.
And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 22 | Farms Harvested: | 708 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.
But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?
So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 12 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Runes Activated: | 0 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Players: | 107/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 195 | Volcanoes Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6869 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5480 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
| Players: | 94/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
| Players: | 106/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 167 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in the blink of an eye and has a pet dragon that shoots fireballs made of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find Blocky Bob and challenge him to a build-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be careful what you wish for)!
So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a roller coaster made entirely of redstone, battle a horde of zombie villagers armed with enchanted pickaxes, and participate in a weekly llama fashion show judged by none other than Notch himself? Don’t miss out on all the insanity and chaos – join us now and experience Minecraft like never before!
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 153 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
