Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take personal belongings very seriously! Just like the story of the missing mug, we make sure that your virtual items are safe and sound. Join us if you want to protect your pixelated possessions with your life!

Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like the office kitchen saga. You never know who might try to steal your virtual diamonds or raid your virtual chest. It’s a virtual jungle out there, so be prepared to defend your loot at all costs!

And if you ever feel like someone is being overly possessive of their virtual items, just remember the tale of the missing mug. Sometimes, a mug is not just a mug – it’s a symbol of love, memories, and epic Minecraft adventures. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your precious pixels in a world where every block tells a story!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 94/300 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11
Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Herobrine Sightings: 0
Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 1
Fairy Circles Danced In: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • SassySibs Minecraft Server

    SassySibs Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

    On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 186 Endless Staircases Climbed: 1
    Animals Bred: 65 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Alien Abductions: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PreggoPanicCraft

    PreggoPanicCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

    Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

    Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Battle Standards Raised: 11 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 42

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

    WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars
    Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 41 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • MorningCraftFun

    MorningCraftFun
    Tired of waking up to the same old boring routine every morning? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and start your day off right with a virtual breakfast buffet featuring pancakes that actually flip themselves and bacon that sizzles with excitement. Plus, our friendly community of players will serenade you with morning songs to help you ease into the day. Say goodbye to stressful mornings and hello to a world of wacky wonders on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 0 Emeralds Found: 4030
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

    NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server
    so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

    and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

    oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

    so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 50 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

    ArcticCraft: PodiumGate
    So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

    Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 9
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 29 Dimension Hops: 8
    Magic Wands Crafted: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Crystal Screw Palace

    Crystal Screw Palace
    u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 5 Void Armor Forged: 25
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 6

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

    Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

    SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

    But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Ancient Ruins Explored: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Emeralds Found: 8477 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 30
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

    NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

    Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 5887
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

    CraftyChill Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Ether Blades Crafted: 11 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • BlockyLove

    BlockyLove
    Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

    Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

    So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 38 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Magic Items Found: 8670 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Emeralds Found: 540 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • SukhoiSmackdownMC

    SukhoiSmackdownMC
    lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 4736 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

    Crafty Minds: Social Nerds
    u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Wild Savanna Adventure

    Wild Savanna Adventure
    come join our epic minecraft server where droughts are reshaping the land like a crazy game of musical chairs but with lions, leopards, wild dogs, and cheetahs! watch as these majestic animals fight for territory and survival in a battle royale like no other.

    build your own oasis in the midst of the chaos and show off your skills in taming the wild beasts. who will come out on top in this ultimate showdown of nature? join now to find out and be part of the wildest adventure you’ll ever experience in minecraft!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 91 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 10
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 77
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3875 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 27 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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