Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take personal belongings very seriously! Just like the story of the missing mug, we make sure that your virtual items are safe and sound. Join us if you want to protect your pixelated possessions with your life!

Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like the office kitchen saga. You never know who might try to steal your virtual diamonds or raid your virtual chest. It’s a virtual jungle out there, so be prepared to defend your loot at all costs!

And if you ever feel like someone is being overly possessive of their virtual items, just remember the tale of the missing mug. Sometimes, a mug is not just a mug – it’s a symbol of love, memories, and epic Minecraft adventures. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your precious pixels in a world where every block tells a story!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Runes Activated: 3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.
    Server Name Simply Vanilla
    Overview Anarchy with NO Hacking!
    Online Since 2019
    Discord Community Strong and active
    Rules No hacking/duping allowed
    Server IP simplyvanilla.net
    Discord Join our Discord
    Website Visit our website
    Map Size 10 TB+

    FAQ

    What is Simply Vanilla?

    Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

    Can I escape spawn?

    Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

    Are there any rules?

    The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Towns Built: 5 Haunted Forests Traversed: 4
    Underground Cities Explored: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • ‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

    ‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers

    The Silent Hill 2 Devs – Minecraft SMP – Remake Lovers
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is run by the OG Silent Hill 2 developers who absolutely hated the remake and are here to show everyone how it’s done!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, like when our admin accidentally turned the entire server into a giant maze filled with creepers wearing clown costumes. Or when our moderator decided to start a chicken rebellion and now the entire server is overrun with clucking chaos.

    But don’t worry, we also have epic build battles where players have to construct a castle using only dirt and cobblestone while being chased by a horde of angry llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our secret underground disco party where the skeletons are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 126 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dimension Hops: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty

    ExCardNoExGF-BdayParty
    Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons!

    Our server is the perfect escape from messy divorces and absentee parents. No need to worry about signing birthday cards for your ex-wife, just focus on building the coolest virtual birthday party for your son, Noah!

    Join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs a 34-year-old ex-wife accusing you of cheating with a 19-year-old intern when you can have fun mining for diamonds and crafting epic builds with your virtual friends?

    Don’t be a jerk like Sarah, come join our server and let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 13 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Farms Harvested: 716
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Cozy Campfires Lit: 24

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • GenderSwapMinecraftSMP

    GenderSwapMinecraftSMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the grass is greener on the other side…literally! Join us if you want to experience the ultimate gender-bending adventure. Imagine a world where women suddenly become men in Minecraft – chaos ensues as they try to navigate their newfound masculinity. Will they survive the struggle of not being able to find their favorite shade of lipstick in the game? Will they be able to resist the urge to stop and ask for directions while mining for diamonds? Join us and find out!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the feathered rebels or fight against them to protect your precious loot? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the wackiest, most unpredictable gender-swapping adventure you’ll ever encounter. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the opposite sex along the way. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your gender stereotypes at the door. See you in game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Epic Quests Completed: 13
    Titanic Battles Fought: 10 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • DigStraightDown

    DigStraightDown
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer the same old advice? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us for a wild ride where common advice like “don’t dig straight down” is thrown out the window. On our server, digging straight down actually leads you to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.

    But that’s not all! Instead of avoiding lava, we encourage you to jump right in and swim around like it’s a hot tub. And forget about building shelters to protect yourself from monsters – on our server, the monsters are actually your best friends and will help you build the coolest castle in all of Minecraft.

    So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about the game. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 15 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Unseen Monsters Slain: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • PutinsBirthdayMC Server

    PutinsBirthdayMC Server
    So like, on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can join and pretend you’re a Russian pupil being forced to record a video message wishing Putin a happy birthday! It’s like, so random and hilarious, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off! Plus, you can build a giant birthday cake for Putin and watch him blow out the candles in the virtual world. It’s like a party in your computer, but with more vodka and bears riding unicycles. Join now for the most bizarre and outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Glitched Entities Encountered: 0
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Endless Night Skies: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 23

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia

    WokeCraft: American Men Escape to Russia
    are you tired of being woke in the west? come join our minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and live in a world where russia welcomes you with open arms! build your own communist utopia or embrace your inner capitalist pig, the choice is yours!

    we have vodka rivers, bear companions, and babushkas who will bake you delicious treats while you mine for diamonds. join us now and experience the true slav life in minecraft! da, comrade, da!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 94
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • Sugar Rush City

    Sugar Rush City
    come join our wacky minecraft server where we eat ALL the high-fat foods to alter our hypothalamus like mice! but wait, it’s not just fat that’s the culprit, sugar is the REAL villain here! our AgRP neurons are going crazy with all the macronutrients we’re throwing at them. join us for a wild ride of obesity, diabetes risk, and insane food experiments! who needs a healthy diet when you can have this much fun in minecraft?!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • StalkerPE Minecraft server

    StalkerPE Minecraft server

    This server is hosted on the MinecraftPE 1.1.5 platform and is dedicated to the STALKER theme

    ip: playstp.ru

    port: 19132

    version MCPE: 1.1.0 – 1.1.5

    Our server has:

    – Weapons and Armor System – Anomalies and artifacts from the detector – All locations from the Stalker game series – Mutants – Loot spawn in all locations – Laboratories and dungeons – Crafts and Economy – Events and various events from the administration and the server itself – Groups and Faction Wars – Capturing points that give an advantage to players from the group that captured the point – Thirst and Hunger – Quests and Dialogues with NPCs – Unique resource pack

    The server has been continuously updated for 6 years and updates are released regularly.

    The zone is full of secrets, explore it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Emeralds Found: 594 Meteorite Armor Created: 13
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 353
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server

    Chink Does Weeb Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that is as wacky as a llama in a top hat.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were instantly transported to a land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky. They couldn’t believe their eyes as they rode on the backs of dragons, battled giant chickens, and built castles made entirely of cheese.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can boogie down with the most fearsome creature in the land. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a group of villagers performing a synchronized swimming routine in a pool of lava.

    So come on down to our server and join in on the madness! Who needs reality when you can have a Minecraft adventure like no other? Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Ether Blades Crafted: 10
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP

    The Battle Royale Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate battle between players! We’ve had players so immersed in the game that they had to take a break by putting on Bluey (yes, the cartoon dog) and turning on noise cancelling headphones just to recover from the intense PvP matches. It’s like a virtual gladiator arena, but with blocks and pixelated swords. Trust us, you won’t find this level of adrenaline rush anywhere else. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 14 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 7

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SassySibs Minecraft Server

    SassySibs Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is not allowed? Look no further than our server, where we have zero tolerance for instigators like “Maddie” and her crazy antics. Join us and escape the madness of real life, where you won’t have to deal with overzealous parents threatening to sue schools over locker room drama.

    On our server, you can build your own world without the fear of being grounded for speaking your mind. No more confiscating phones or being called a brat for simply stating the obvious. Join us and let your creativity run wild, without the fear of being punished for being disrespectful.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to have some fun in a drama-free environment, join our Minecraft server today. Who needs real life drama when you can have a blast building and exploring with us? See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 20 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 31
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • PreggoPanicCraft

    PreggoPanicCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not allowed unless it’s in the form of epic battles between players! Join us and leave all your real-life family drama behind as you embark on exciting adventures in our virtual world.

    Forget worrying about upsetting your mom because you didn’t tell her about your pregnancy first – on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is gathering resources to build the most epic base ever!

    Join now and experience the thrill of exploring vast landscapes, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even starting your own virtual family with other players. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need right here in our Minecraft world?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 91/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 499
    Love Letters Sent: 10 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Void Armor Forged: 29 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars

    WarCraftSMP: PointlessWars
    Are you tired of boring old history lessons? Join our Minecraft SMP and witness the most epic and pointless wars in history! From the Great Potato War of 1853 (where two factions fought over the last potato in the land) to the Battle of the Ticklish Trees (where players waged war over who could tickle the most trees), our server is full of ridiculous conflicts just waiting for you to join in on the fun. So grab your sword, saddle up your pig, and get ready for some truly absurd battles on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 17 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 9704
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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