Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take personal belongings very seriously! Just like the story of the missing mug, we make sure that your virtual items are safe and sound. Join us if you want to protect your pixelated possessions with your life!

Our server is filled with drama and intrigue, just like the office kitchen saga. You never know who might try to steal your virtual diamonds or raid your virtual chest. It’s a virtual jungle out there, so be prepared to defend your loot at all costs!

And if you ever feel like someone is being overly possessive of their virtual items, just remember the tale of the missing mug. Sometimes, a mug is not just a mug – it’s a symbol of love, memories, and epic Minecraft adventures. So come join us and experience the thrill of protecting your precious pixels in a world where every block tells a story!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

    Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

    MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard
    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

    Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

    Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 12
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SisterSueCraft

    SisterSueCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

    Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 15
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 6 Vanishing Structures Built: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

    ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

    But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

    Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Mystic Runes Engraved: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CreeperCravings

    CreeperCravings
    Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 14 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Magic Items Found: 3020
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Youth Smoke-Free Zone

    Youth Smoke-Free Zone
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

    imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

    so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Fairy Circles Danced In: 7
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • No-Modding Minecraft Server

    No-Modding Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Mythical Swords Crafted: 40
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Void Gems Collected: 12
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles

    A T L U S – Minecraft SMP: The Blocky Chronicles
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We may not have any good JRPG developers left, but we sure know how to have a good time in this server.

    Join us if you want to witness a group of players who have a strange obsession with building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats. Don’t ask why, just go with it.

    Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” where players compete to see who can amass the largest army of chickens to take over the server. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

    And if that’s not enough, we have a secret underground disco party that only the bravest and most skilled players can find. Get your dance moves ready because things get wild down there.

    So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a community that is as bizarre and entertaining as this one. Plus, we have cookies. And llamas. And chickens. What more could you ask for?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 24
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 9
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • NeighborTrapCraft

    NeighborTrapCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the art of revenge in the most glittery and outrageous way possible!

    Are you tired of neighbors using your driveway without permission and destroying your lawn? Well, look no further because on our server, you can take matters into your own hands just like our player did in this wild story!

    Join us and unleash your inner prankster by setting up glittery traps for pesky neighbors who refuse to listen. Who needs boring old driveway disputes when you can have a glittery showdown instead?

    So come on over and let’s turn Minecraft into a glitter-filled battlefield of epic proportions! Just remember, revenge is best served sparkly.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Villages Defended: 10 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP

    AnimalAntics Minecraft SMP
    Have you ever been chased by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle? Or maybe you accidentally punched a llama and now it won’t stop spitting at you? Well, if you join our Minecraft SMP, you can experience all the hilariously chaotic animal encounters you never knew you needed! From riding pigs into battle to taming a parrot that won’t stop singing Justin Bieber songs, our server is full of wacky animal antics that will keep you laughing for hours. So come join us and see what kind of ridiculous animal encounters you can get yourself into!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Orbs of Power Found: 8 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 15
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Enchanted Armories Found: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!

    CraftyCritterz – Live as a llama, pig, or panda, oh my!
    Are you tired of being a boring old human in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can live out your wildest dreams as any animal you choose! Want to be a majestic unicorn frolicking through the fields? Done. How about a fierce dragon terrorizing villages? No problem. Or maybe you just want to be a cute little bunny hopping around causing mischief? We’ve got you covered. Join our server and experience the ultimate animal adventure like never before! Who knows, you might even discover your true spirit animal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner beast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 37 Ores Mined: 3457
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine

    PutinVsHarrisNoTruceNoUkraine
    so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can meet putin and harris for truce talks??? well, u found the right place, my dude! our server is so lit that even world leaders wanna hop on and settle their differences in a blocky world.

    imagine building a peace treaty out of diamonds and emeralds, while creepers and skeletons try to ruin the negotiations. it’s like a real-life political drama, but with pixelated graphics and unlimited possibilities.

    join now and be part of the most epic truce talks in minecraft history. who knows, maybe u’ll even become the next peacemaker of the virtual world. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, join now! #peaceout #minecrafttruce2021 🕊️🎮

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Enchantments Applied: 265
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Epic Quests Completed: 30 Gryphons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun

    Cyano Plant Co. – Indoor Carbon Fun
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring ol’ Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have a treat for you! Join our server for some wacky fun with Cyanobacterial Artificial Plants for Enhanced Indoor Carbon Capture and Utilization!

    Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a field of glowing, neon plants that suck up carbon like nobody’s business. But wait, there’s more! These plants are actually alive and they talk to you in a British accent.

    Not only that, but we have a secret underground base where you can ride on giant snails and have tea parties with unicorns. And if you’re lucky, you might even find a portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 25
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Crops Grown: 3084
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server

    Trump’s Demon Kike Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as Trump groveling at a demon kike’s grave in an unfinished building? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, we have buried a yid in a construction site just for fun! Join us for a truly unique and outrageous gaming experience. Who knows what other insane surprises await you on our server? Join now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ores Mined: 6042 Runes Activated: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Immortal Potions Brewed: 7
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 21 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 42

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP

    Mexicans will soon or later merge with whites Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of looking like a basic Minecraft player? Join our SMP and in just 2 or 3 generations, you’ll be rocking a French or Scandinavian skin! Our server has magical transformation powers that will have you blending in with the coolest Minecraft mobs in no time. Say goodbye to boring old skins and hello to a whole new you on our wacky SMP!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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