Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 92/800 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 13
Soul Swords Wielded: 2 Emeralds Found: 7586
Runes Activated: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 21 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
Mineshafts Explored: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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