Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 90/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
Astral Projections Made: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
Dragon Eggs Found: 8138 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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