Are you tired of living in a world where people don’t even know what MP3 CDs are? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things retro and outdated! We’ve got players who still think dial-up internet is the bee’s knees and swear by their trusty VHS tapes.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary MP3 CD dungeon, where players can battle against ancient technology monsters like the dreaded Walkman Warrior and the floppy disk fiend. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the mythical AOL dial-up modem that grants wishes to those who can defeat it in combat.

So if you’re ready to embrace the past and laugh in the face of modern technology, come join us on our wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the good ol’ days of MP3 CDs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 108/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Mineshafts Explored: 5 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
Eclipse Rings Activated: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Cannabis DNA Impact Server

    Cannabis DNA Impact Server
    so, like, u know how some servers are just, like, boring and stuff? well, not this one, bro. this server is like, totally insane, man. like, if u join, u will be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. it’s like, so crazy, dude.

    and get this, when u join, u will be given a magical pickaxe that can mine diamonds with just one hit. like, no more spending hours mining for those precious gems, bro. u will be rolling in diamonds in no time.

    oh, and did i mention that there are unicorns in this server? yeah, unicorns. and they poop rainbows. like, how cool is that, man? u can ride around on a rainbow-pooping unicorn while wearing a diamond helmet. it’s like, the ultimate flex, bro.

    so, like, if u want to join a server that is totally bonkers and will blow your mind, then this is the server for u. trust me, bro, u won’t regret it. unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond pickaxes await u. come join the fun, dude.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 16 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 137 Meteorite Armor Created: 26
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Mix and match: CreateRP roleplay modded – where pigs can finally rule the server!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Name CreateRP
    Server Type Roleplay with Custom Modpack
    Features Custom roles, tasks, betrayal, strategizing, adaptive gameplay
    Discord Join here

    FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

    Question Answer
    What is CreateRP? CreateRP is an innovative roleplay experience with a custom Modpack, focusing on tasks and immersion.
    How can I join the server? Join our Discord server using the link provided above to learn more about the roleplay and get access to the server.
    What makes CreateRP unique? CreateRP offers custom roles, betrayal, strategizing, and adaptive gameplay, providing a one-of-a-kind roleplay experience.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12
    Farms Harvested: 716 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Emeralds Found: 6367

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

    The Blocky Brits Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server, “dove,” is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally)! Our server is filled with wacky surprises at every turn, like a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing skeletons or a giant chicken that challenges players to a game of chicken nugget eating contest.

    But that’s not all! Our server also has a special “Lava Parkour” challenge where players must navigate a treacherous obstacle course made entirely of lava. The prize? A pet dragon that will follow you around and roast any mobs that dare to mess with you.

    So why wait? Join “dove” today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this zany world of madness and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 5030
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Dragon Eggs Found: 6842
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread

    The Pony SMP Minecraft Thread
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where ponies roam free and players can ride them into battle against evil mobs! Our server is home to the largest population of magical ponies in the Minecraft world, and they are always looking for new friends to join their ranks.

    But beware, these ponies are not your average horses. They have special abilities like shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes and flying through the sky on glittery wings. So if you want to ride a pony that can take you to the moon and back, this is the place for you!

    Join us on our epic quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon, who has been terrorizing the land with his army of zombie pigmen. Only with the help of our trusty ponies can we hope to save the world from destruction.

    So saddle up, grab your diamond sword, and come join us on this wild and wacky adventure! Who knows, you might even find yourself in a pony dance party or a rainbow unicorn parade. The possibilities are endless on our official pony thread Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 29 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • SandwichSis Minecraft Server

    SandwichSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being the forgotten child in your family? Do you want to escape the tyranny of your golden sibling? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and build a world where you are the favorite child, where your game development skills are celebrated, and where sandwiches are only made for those who deserve them.

    On our server, you can escape the clutches of your gymnastics-obsessed sister and show off your true talents. No more being told to feed your sibling or being forced to stick up for someone who bullies you. Here, you are the star of the show and your grandparents will have your back no matter what.

    So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure and leave behind the drama of family favoritism. Build, create, and thrive in a world where you are the true MVP. See you on the server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye

    SisSneakNoMore – Momma’s Watchful Eye
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just a part of the game, it’s a way of life! Join us for some family-friendly fun and chaos that will make your real-life problems seem like a walk in the park.

    Are you tired of boring servers where everyone gets along and plays nicely? Well, look no further! On our server, you can experience the thrill of navigating complex family dynamics, dealing with in-law drama, and making tough decisions that will impact your virtual relationships.

    Join us for epic battles over birthday party invitations, secret rendezvous to celebrate milestones, and heated arguments over who gets to see your virtual daughter. With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment – unless you count the moments when you’re crying over your dysfunctional family relationships.

    So, if you’re looking for a server that will test your patience, challenge your morals, and make you question your own sanity, come join us! Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft drama to keep you on your toes?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 13 Enchanted Armories Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!

    CraftyCraze: Mine, Build, Explore!
    If money was no problem, I would spend my days ruling over my Minecraft server like a benevolent dictator. Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha instead of exploding. Join our server and experience the thrill of riding on a unicorn through a rainbow-filled wonderland, or battling a dragon with nothing but a block of dirt and sheer determination. Who needs real life when you can spend your days building epic castles and trolling your friends with invisible potions? So come on, join us and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Chimeras Created: 3
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Emeralds Found: 6263 Love Letters Sent: 14
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • DesertingTroopsMC Server

    DesertingTroopsMC Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops deserting ukraine frontline but in a totally hilarious way!!! watch as they try to build their own little village but keep getting distracted by creepers and end up blowing everything up!! it’s a total riot, you won’t want to miss out on this wacky adventure!! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your own hilarious schemes!! join now for the most insane minecraft experience of your life!!!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 9 Treasure Maps Found: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 80 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • UkrainianDroneDrama

    UkrainianDroneDrama
    LOL come join our Minecraft server where we have more drama than a Russian spy movie! We’ve got crazy adventures, like when our players got captured by Russians and had to escape using only their crafting skills! And don’t worry, we promise not to murder you like those poor Ukrainian drone operators. So come on over and join the chaos, it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 12 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 9 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Divine Scrolls Written: 16
    Mythical Quests Completed: 42 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Touching Universe Craft

    Touching Universe Craft
    so like, u know how everything in the universe was once touching? well, on this server, we bring that idea to life! join us and experience the ultimate touchy-feely minecraft adventure!

    imagine a world where every block, every mob, every player is constantly touching each other. it’s like a big minecraft hug fest!

    we have special events like the annual “touch-a-thon” where players compete to see who can touch the most things in a limited time. it’s intense, trust me.

    our community is super friendly and always ready to lend a helping hand (or block) when you need it. we even have a secret handshake that involves building a tower of dirt in under 30 seconds.

    so come join us on this wacky, touchy-feely minecraft server and let’s get touchy together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 10
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 38
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 211 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 30
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8323 Secret Guilds Joined: 4

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server

    Blocky Blunders Minecraft Server
    Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds literally rain from the sky. Yes, you heard me right, RAINING DIAMONDS!

    But that’s not even the best part. On this server, you can ride around on giant chickens, build houses out of candy canes, and even battle evil llamas in epic gladiator-style arenas. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties that happen every night.

    If you’re looking for a wild and wacky adventure like no other, then you better join this server ASAP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 30 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 60
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Boom Time Minecraft SMP

    Boom Time Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a drone on other boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save you from the monotony! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling epic bosses, and uncovering hidden treasures.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on top of a secret underground city filled with ancient artifacts and powerful weapons. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and become the ultimate ruler of the server?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those other Minecraft players who’s boss. And remember, aew dynamite will return to its former glory ratings tomorrow and there’s nothing ya drones can do about it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 4
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • MotelBlockerCraft

    MotelBlockerCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s custody battle? Look no further! Join our server where the only rule is to stay within the school district boundaries… just kidding, that’s not a rule here!

    Our server is like a halfway house motel, but with way more fun and way less sketchiness. We promise your son won’t be sleeping in our pool, but he might end up loving it so much he won’t want to leave! And don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay for your stay here – in fact, we’ll pay you to play!

    So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only legal bills you’ll have to worry about are the ones you rack up from playing too much Minecraft. Your ex might be furious, but we guarantee you’ll be laughing all the way to the virtual bank. Let’s build some blocks and leave the custody battles behind – unless you want to battle it out in a PvP arena, then we’re totally down for that too!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 39 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun

    ADHD Craft: Adulting & Mining Fun
    So, like, yo, come join our cray cray Minecraft server, where we have more fun than a llama riding a rollercoaster! We got so many peeps with ADHD up in here, it’s like a party all the time! Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the chaos and excitement of trying to build a house while being constantly distracted by shiny things!

    We got more stimulant medication than a pharmacy, so you can stay focused and build the most epic creations ever! Plus, we have so many wacky adventures and quests that you’ll never be bored. And don’t worry about filling your prescription, we got you covered with our virtual pharmacy that never runs out of stock!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let your ADHD flag fly high as you conquer the Minecraft world in the most hilarious and unpredictable way possible! Let’s get this party started, woo hoo!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 19
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Underground Cities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom

    Zelda’s Minecraft Server: Echoes of Wisdom
    Are you tired of Zelda threatening you with her tri-rod just because there’s no Echoes of Wisdom thread? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, we have an entire kingdom dedicated to Echoes of Wisdom! Join us and avoid getting smacked by Zelda’s tri-rod while exploring mystical lands and battling epic monsters. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary Triforce hidden within our server, you’ll gain ultimate power and become the ruler of all Minecraft realms. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your quest for glory and avoid Zelda’s wrath!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Endless Legions Commanded: 14 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 18 Reality Warps Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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