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Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1851 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 8 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | Horror Stories Survived: | 4 |
Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6903 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
WE GOT CREEPERS MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN A TACO BELL BURRITO, AND ZOMBIES MORE HUNGRY THAN A PACK OF CHIHUAHUAS AT A TACO STAND!
OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE FIESTA IN TIA JUANA LOOK LIKE A SNOOZEFEST! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MORE CHAOS THAN A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP!
SO IF YOU’RE READY FOR A WILD RIDE, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND LET’S GET THIS FIESTA STARTED! AY CARAMBA! 🌮🎉🇲🇽