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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 3231 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Farms Harvested: | 682 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
Crops Grown: | 2256 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
WE GOT CREEPERS MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN A TACO BELL BURRITO, AND ZOMBIES MORE HUNGRY THAN A PACK OF CHIHUAHUAS AT A TACO STAND!
OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE FIESTA IN TIA JUANA LOOK LIKE A SNOOZEFEST! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MORE CHAOS THAN A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP!
SO IF YOU’RE READY FOR A WILD RIDE, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND LET’S GET THIS FIESTA STARTED! AY CARAMBA! 🌮🎉🇲🇽