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Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8999 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8392 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 14 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
Dimension Hops: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 7 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 64 |
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