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Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 4262 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 4 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 51 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
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