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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3954 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 18 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
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