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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 470 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 19 |
Villages Defended: | 9 | Void Gems Collected: | 38 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
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OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE FIESTA IN TIA JUANA LOOK LIKE A SNOOZEFEST! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MORE CHAOS THAN A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP!
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