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Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 3492 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 18 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Secret Passages Found: | 7 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
WE GOT CREEPERS MORE EXPLOSIVE THAN A TACO BELL BURRITO, AND ZOMBIES MORE HUNGRY THAN A PACK OF CHIHUAHUAS AT A TACO STAND!
OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT MAKES THE FIESTA IN TIA JUANA LOOK LIKE A SNOOZEFEST! JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE MORE CHAOS THAN A BULL IN A CHINA SHOP!
SO IF YOU’RE READY FOR A WILD RIDE, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND LET’S GET THIS FIESTA STARTED! AY CARAMBA! 🌮🎉🇲🇽