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Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 2547 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7451 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
So, get this, on this server, there are like, dragons and unicorns running around everywhere. And the admins are actually aliens from another planet who are trying to take over the Minecraft world. But don’t worry, because we have a secret weapon – a giant talking potato that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right.
And the best part is, every time you mine a diamond, a rainbow appears in the sky and rains down cookies. It’s like a dream come true, I swear. Plus, the chat is filled with memes and dad jokes 24/7. It’s like a never-ending comedy show.
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.