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Players: | 101/1000 | Votes: | 8519 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.