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Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 6465 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2872 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 18 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience epic battles with giant chickens, build secret underground lairs with trapdoors that lead to a room full of llamas wearing top hats, and participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.
But beware, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere that leads to a parallel universe where pigs ride on the backs of dragons and cows can speak fluent French. So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and a whole lot of llama drama, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of carrots for the llamas.